Me: This is totally random, but LOL!
Drew: What are you doing to us?
May: Yes, what?
Misty: Tell us, or I'll hit you with my mallet!
Ash: Duuuuh…yeah!
Dawn: Tell us tell us tell us! (Bounces up and down)
Paul: Why am I even here?
Ash: Mist hit you with her mallet and we dragged you here.
May: Didn't Misty tell you not to tell him that?
Misty: ASH!!!
Paul: Misty!!!
May: Uh…she doesn't own pokemon, on with the story!
"Hello, and welcome, to our new show, Chinese Whispers! This is the show where friends will make a game of Chinese Whispers. It's a bit silly, and a bit strange and only one will emerge victorious! So, here are our six contestants, all good friends! First up on the camera, Ash, from Pallet Town! So Ash, how do you feel?"
Ash looked strangely at the cameras.
"Uh…OK, I guess…"
"Oookay. Now, Misty, from ! So, Misty, how do you feel?"
Misty flashed a winning smile at the cameras.
"Absolutely lovely, thank you very much!"
"Great! Now, Dawn, from Twinleaf Town!! Dawn, how do you feel?"
Dawn screeched at the cameras.
"GO AWAY! I'VE GOT TO FIX MY HAIR!"
"We'll get back to you then. NOT! Now, Paul, who didn't tell us where he was from! How do you feel?
Paul rubbed his head.
"Very painful. How did I get here?"
"Against your will! Next, May, from Petalburg City! How do you feel?"
May glanced at the cameras nervously.
"Kinda self-conscious, know what I mean?"
"No May, no I don't! Next, and last, Drew, from LaRousse! How do you feel?"
Drew smirked and flipped his hair.
"Right at home. I was born to be on TV!"
"Confidence is good, but modesty is a virtue!"
Drew frowned.
"Ok! Now we have met all of our contestants, let's go back to Ash to see what he's thought up for the first round. Got it, Ash?"
Ash grinned.
"Yeah, I'm gonna do, 'Drew loves May and it's really cute!'"
"Well Ash, that's gonna lose some tempers! I love it! Let's see how it goes. The rules are that if we catch somebody doing it wrong, they are OUT!"
There were six cubicles on stage. There was a hole in all of the walls between them. Ash whispered through the hole to Misty.
"Drew loves May and it's really cute!"
Misty shook her head. Good God, she thought, He did something right! She passed the message to Dawn, who giggled excitedly and kept going to Paul, who, in a dreamlike state, went on to May, who blushed bright red, and passed it on to Drew, carefully keeping her eyes down low. Drew stood up and cried indignantly.
"Do not, Ash!"
"Beep! I'm sorry, but that isn't the correct message, you are OUT!"
Drew walked away. His dramatic exit was somewhat ruined by the fact he fell off the stage flat on his face, but the point is, he left.
"Join us next time, on Chinese Whispers!"
