Devin: Okay, first of all, a little intro. Yeah, I'm a boy. I don't care if you know a girl with my name, cuz I'm a boy. Second, thanks to izzy for letting me use this disclaimer format. Go check her stories out, if you like romance. Second, this intro chapter is boring, because it's an intro, and I'm screwing up the naruto storyline. Well, my friend Austin (steeletipped) says its good. But I don't know, read it for yourself And yes, now for the disclaimer, which comes from none other than a story character! Yay!
Kakashi: Talk about serious copying issues… You're just going to use her format?
Devin: Oh you should talk, Mr. "Copy Ninja". Now shut up and do the disclaimer.
Kakashi: Good point… anyway, Devin (Infrasparker) does not own Naruto in any way.
Devin: …
Kakashi: What?
Devin: I don't own fullmetal alchemist either…
Kakashi: What the hell is fullmetal alchemist?
Devin: Baka…
"Wait, so all this time, Itachi was just helping Konaha from an Uchiha rebellion?" Naruto yelled at Kakashi. Kakashi sighed and rolled his eyes to heaven, even though only one of his eyes was visible.
"Yes Naruto, and I'm about two feet away from you, you don't have to scream." He replied in an exasperated tone.
"That's impossible! Where's the proof?" Naruto responded, still yelling.
"We examined a paper from the third hokage, and he knew about this. All the village elders knew." said Kakashi. Naruto remained unconvinced. Kakashi sighed for a second time.
"Sasuke believes it completely," he told Naruto, and Naruto instantly quieted down.
"Oh. Okay. So what are we going to do? He's dead! Sasuke killed him," said Naruto.
"Yes I know. But I just thought you should know… because other people probably want to know." responded Kakashi, staring pointedly at the fans reading this story. Naruto looked around quizzically, not knowing who or what Kakashi was staring at.
1 month later
Naruto and the other people from his age group return to Konaha from a rescue mission. Madara/Tobi had betrayed Sasuke and tried to kill him. Sasuke had barely escaped with his life.
The door burst open. Tsunade woke with a start and slammed her fist into the table, destroying it instantly.
"GRANDMA TSUNADE! WE'VE GOT SASUKE!" screamed Naruto, holding a limp and unconscious Sasuke Uchiha. But he immediately shrunk as Tsunade stomped up to him.
"YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" she screamed back at him. She grabbed Sasuke's body and punched Naruto across the face. Naruto flew out the window and into the face of the first hokage's rock sculpture. No one in the room said anything. Tsunade paused for a moment and stared at the orange legs sticking out of the mountainside, the rest of the body impaled inside the stone. Then she turned back to the group of ninjas standing inside the room.
"Right," she began sourly, "now that that's out of the way, let's discuss the mission."
"We found Sasuke in one of the previously discovered Akatsuki hideouts," explained Neji, "He was fighting Madara and we brought him back. So I don't think that he's still trying to destroy Konoha." Tsunade paused at this and thought for a moment.
"Well, if Sasuke was fighting Madara, he was probably betrayed, so you're probably right that Sasuke isn't trying to destroy the village anymore. But we should still check!" she added as Sakura and Ino sighed in relief. But at that moment, the door burst open for a second time. Tsunade clenched a fist and turned, prepared to give Naruto another beating. She swung her fist at lightning speed, but to her surprise, the person dodged it equally fast and caught her wrist.
"There's no need for that," the man said pleasantly. The others in the room took this moment to examine the newcomer. However, the only thing they saw was the red and white clouds on a black robe, and they all shouted the same thing at once.
"Akatsuki!" Everyone yelled as they pulled out their weapons.
Devin: So what do you think? Bad enough for a first fanfic?
Austin: I think it's gre-
Devin: Your opinion doesn't count, you always say it's great.
Austin: -.-
Kakashi: Why do I only have a part talking to Naruto? Since I'm your favorite Naruto character, why can't I have something better?
Devin: Since you're my favorite Naruto character, I get to boss you around. Plus, you get the whole story with Itachi after some chapters.
Kakashi: Itachi? When does Itachi come in?
Itachi: It's not good to spoil a story, Kakashi.
Devin: Baka…
