A/N: Eh, say what now? Forgive me for this awful piece of writing.
Intense heat
"I have a brother?"
A diabolical smile slowly appeared on the black wizard's lips, showing remarkable sharp canines. Zeref held his hand forward as an invitation. The evil glint in his eyes could not be trusted.
"My name is Zeref Dragneel. I created you in order to kill myself. I am no longer able to enjoy life as it rejects me. For that, I want you to eliminate all creatures."
The words came out as a sinister whisper. It gave the surrounding people goosebumps and they took a step back.
"Etherious Natsu Dragneel, will you obey my order?"
Onyx eyes stared back in confusion. He stared at his claws in disgust.
"Natsu! Don't trust him!" He heard Lucy yell in the background.
"I have a brother?" E.N.D. repeated.
"Natsu!" Lucy repeatedly yelled his name.
"Is that all you're going to say?"
Suddenly, the most powerful demon to have ever lived, turned around and stared intensely at the blonde who had been shouting his name. Immediately, Lucy stopped.
"That's it, Natsu! You are my brother and you will erase mankind!"
"Lucy…" Natsu whispered.
"Get back, everyone!" Master Makarov yelled and ordered his children towards the other end of the battlefield.
"Natsu! Keep your head in the game! Snap out of it!" Erza yelled as she was trying to hold back a raging ice mage.
"I'm going to destroy him!" Gray yelled. "I PROMISED MY FATHER!"
Erza knocked him out with a swift kick to the head. "Luckily I know my pressure points…"
Gray's body fell to the ground. Juvia was about to protest, but quickly shut her mouth as she watched Erza's glare. "Obey master's orders, now."
Juvia's lips were a thin line, but obeyed Erza anyway. With a nod, she picked up Gray's unconscious body and made her way towards the rest of the guild members.
"Happy," Natsu whispered.
"Please, Natsu…" Happy begged him with tears in his eyes and summoned his wings.
"I don't think so," Erza sneered and pulled Happy's tail. The cat hissed in pain, but did not have the time to yell as he was thrown through the air and landed safely in Wendy's arms.
"Run, Fairy Tail! You fools!" Zeref laughed as a complete loonatic.
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"Yo, bro, could you quit the all he-who-shall-not-be-named act? That is not how you greet your family."
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"Say, what?" Lucy shouted, who was secretly crawling through the mud towards her best friend.
"Lucy!" Natsu screeched. "I have a brother!" He exclaimed proudly.
Lucy's eye twitched as she helped herself up. Brown gunk slid along her cheeks and covered her blonde hair.
"I have a brother!" He repeated.
"You don't say," his friend replied sarcastically and crossed her arms over her chest.
"Yes, I do say so!"
"MORON!"
"What the –"
"This is extremely embarrassing. You just transformed into the most powerful demon with your filthy claws and blood-red horns. Mind you, but you look like scary shit that escaped the depths of hell. I mean, wow, you look even hotter than normal. No wait, not like that! I mean, your magic is hot and well, that means you look hotter. Get it? Oh –.."
"You like what you see, eh?" Natsu smirked playfully as he suddenly stood in front of her.
"Oh, shit. How did you do that? Shit, did your transformation improve your speed? That is some nice – .."
"Do not avoid the subject and stop saying shit!"
"I am not avoiding the subject!" Lucy shouted as cleaned her face with Natsu's sleeve.
"You are."
"Am not."
"You are."
"Am not."
"You are."
"Am not."
"YOU ARE!"
"AM NOT!"
"YOU ARE!"
"SHUT UP!" Zeref Dragneel cried out.
Natsu and Lucy turned their heads towards the black wizard. "Shut up, yourself!" They replied back and started arguing again.
Zeref's jaw hit the ground almost literally and his eye twitched. "How-…"
Suddenly, he was face to face with the pink-haired demon idiot.
"So, I want you to meet my brother. Zeref, this is Lucy. Lucy, this is Zeref!"
"Are you kidding me?" Lucy exclaimed. "I know that guy! And stop using your newly improved speed!"
"He is my brother!" Natsu proudly threw an arm around Zeref's shoulder.
"You just found out you were created by the most evil wizard to have ever lived on this planet and the only reaction you have is I have a brother?"
"… Yes," Zeref carefully said. "I also wonder."
"See!" Lucy shouted. "Even he-who-shall-not-be-named agrees with me."
"He has a name!"
"You just said so yourself he was acting like that!"
"Yes, but Voldemort is evil!"
Lucy's jaw dropped. "He is also evil!"
"Do not talk about my brother that way. He can hear you!" The dragon slayer said and turned around to face his brother. "But, seriously, why do you talk as if you're some shitty vampire in a B-movie?"
"I…I…" Zeref stuttered.
"What I am wondering is why you are not evil, Natsu. You just transformed – oh wow, that is the third time I am saying that."
"The book only holds his power, not his personality," Zeref pointed out.
Lucy rubbed her chin with her index finger and thumb. "That makes sense. But power equals insanity, right?"
"My brother has always been powerful. Has he ever gone insane?"
"Yes," Lucy replied.
"No," Natsu said at the same time.
"You always overreact!" Lucy shouted.
"That is just because I care for the guild and its members!"
"But wait," Lucy said as she turned to Zeref once more. "You knew the book does not hold its personality, but you tried to give him orders anyway!"
"…"
"You never realized that?"
"…"
"YOU SUCK!" Lucy yelled.
"She yells a lot, doesn't she?" Natsu said and nodded knowingly.
"I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!"
And with that Natsu and Lucy returned to their bickering. Zeref watched them with an odd smile on his face.
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"RUN, GUYS, RUN! NATSU CAN'T BE SAVED!" Erza yelled.
"NATSUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Happy cried out but could not escape the strong grip of Lily.
A/N: I'm sorry. I haven't written anything in the last few weeks and at the moment I'm trying to kill time at my internship. I think I lost it.
