A Very Cool Date

It was a very cold day. PK lives in an apartment with Cirno as his roomMATE. One day, PK decided to be a naughty buggah.
PK decides enters the room Cirno is in... without knocking the door first.

Cirno: "Baka!"
PK: "Ah fuck me bad cobber"

PK leaves the room swiftly but hesitantly.

PK: "Ah fuck I shoulda done her"

Fun fact: PK is obviously Australian from the dialogue.

PK enters the room again... but this time, AFTER knocking the door first.

Cirno: "What are you doing here, sand pie?"
PK: "Oh, I intend to have THE sex with you"
Cirno: "Ah, Ok"

Then they have sex for 9 hours straight while moaning out the number 9 for whatever reason.
The End.