I WOULD LIKE TO THANK UPSILON FOUR FOR GIVIN ME THE IDEA IN A REVIEW!

It was a bright day at Smash Mansion. Everyone expected the day to go just fine. The day was going GREAT for everyone. Even for Master Hand, who had to buy a new computer after Ness and Lucas destroyed it after reading a yaoi story about them. Other than that, every thing was fine. UNTIL IT HAPPENED.

Everyone was in the living room until Fox came running in screaming

"FANGIRLS! THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Then Falco came behind saying

"Everybody calm down, except for Ness and Lucas. You two BETTER START RUNNING!"

Suddenly, the door busted down and random girls entered the room holding yaoi posters.

"HOLY CRAP IT'S THE YAOI FANGIRLS! RUN ,LUCAS, RUN!" Ness yelled running out of the room, followed by Lucas, who was screaming

"I DON'T WANT TO BE FORCED TO MAKE OUT WITH NESS!"

The two phsycics ran out the mansion, through the garden ("YOU TWO WATCH THE TULIPS!" Peach yelled after them.),and into Smash City.

"I AM NOT GONNA DEAL WITH THIS" Lucas yelled. " I AM NOT GAY AND I WILL NEVER BE!"

He turned around and yelled "PK FREEZE" and the rabid fangirls froze in place.

"Good one!" Ness yelled

They shoved the iceblock onto a random loading dock and shipped them to New York.

The two friends turned and headed back to Smash Mansion.

And the fan girls were never heard from again.

OR WERE THEY?

Lol :D poor Ness and Lucas. YOU YAOI FANGIRLS TORTURE THEM TO NO END! They now have revenge.