Jo Grant giggled uncontrollably as she guzzled down a fifth glass of wine. As she rose to pour herself another, she smacked directly into Sarah Jane, who happened to be going for a refill herself.
"Watch itttt!" Sarah Jane whined as she backed away from Jo and her inevitable clumsiness. Jo only laughed and began pouring the wine.
"You're spilling it everywhere," Sarah Jane remarked.
"I don't careeee," Jo sang as she watched her glass overflow.
Sarah Jane stared wide-eyed as the dark read liquid made a puddle on the TARDIS floor.
"The Doctor's gonna kill youu."
Jo shrugged and slurped at her glass. Sarah walked slowly over to the table and began carefully pouring a glass for herself. After they'd both downed their wine, Sarah Jane suggested they listen to some music. The Doctor, being the avid time traveler that he was, happened to have a wide selection of music after all.
They absentmindedly flipped through records until Sarah Jane's eyes lit up.
"This good is one!" She exclaimed, causing Jo's eyebrow's to raise.
"What?"
Sarah Jane didn't reply, already fully occupied with the task of drunkenly putting the record on.
"What are you two doing?" The Doctor exclaimed as he entered the room.
Before he could get a proper response, the song Hot Blooded by Foreigner began to blare. Jo smiled devilishly and sauntered over to the Doctor, trying her hardest not to let her boots trip her up. When she failed, she decided to just remove them.
"Jo what are you-" he stopped short as Jo began removing her shirt and trousers. He couldn't help but stare at her as she stood before him in nothing but a black tank top and matching lace underwear. When he opened his mouth to protest, he was caught off guard once again. Jo had begun grinding on him to the beat of the song. The Doctor was momentarily horrified at this turn of events, then he realized he was enjoying it just a little. Sarah Jane watched them from the other side of the room, her jealousy growing with Jo's every movement against the Doctor. She'd had enough. She marched up to the two of them and grabbed the Doctor by the lapels, bringing him in for a rough kiss.
The Doctor pulled back instinctively but to his surprise, Sarah was having none of that. She pulled him right back in and kissed him again. When she finally let him go the Doctor gasped for air. Jo had stopped grinding on him and was now nibbling his ear sensually.
"What the hell has gotten into you two?" He asked, gently pushing them both away from him.
"Oh just a few wines of bottle! Nothing to worry about Doctor..." Sarah Jane slurred.
"Wh- what?"
Jo fell to the ground in fits of laughter, which slowly evolved into a case of the hiccups. It was then that the Doctor spotted several empty bottles of wine scattered on the floor and table. Oh. He thought.
"Alright, come along. It's bed time for the both of you," he stated sweetly. He received verbal protests from both women, but at the same time they followed him to his bedroom without hesitation.
He tucked them both into bed and made sure they were alright before switching out the lights.
"You're not leaving are you?" Sarah Jane asked.
"I can stay if you'd like."
"Yes please," they both said in unison.
The Doctor quickly climbed into bed, and soon he found himself completely sandwiched between the two of them. As they cuddled closer he realized how much they both loved him, and how much he loved both of them.
