Could You Come Back Later?

Temari just stood there, eyes blinking in disbelief. All she wanted was for Gaara to sign off on some papers, but then she walked in on this. Her brother, her little brother was pinned against his desk, face flushed and panting lightly. His blond attacker was holding him in place, staring wide-eyed and embarrassed that they had both been caught. She opened her mouth to say something but nothing came out. And then Naruto, with no shame at all, said:

"Um, we're in the middle of things. Could you come back later?"

That's it! Temari picked up the nearest thing that was within her reach, which was Gaara's pet cactus, and smacked the blond ninja over the head with it. She then dragged her brother out of the room with her and slammed the door behind her leaving Naruto on the floor with a bleeding head and a bloody cactus. She'll be dammed if she'd let him defile her brother.