Helloooooo~~ Minna-san! ^_^ This is my first time writing an OkiKagu fic :3 makes me really nervousss~~ I'm very sorry if this is OOC and if you don't like the writing style -_- REALLY, just don't continue reading if you feel something odd – ahahhahh XD for those who have enough courage to read my fic then ~~ WELCOME ABOARD! Sorry in advance for the grammatical error and spellings ^_^
- If I do own Gintama, I would change its Genre into romance and put OkiKagu in every chapter/ episode… But nobody wants that, I think? Coz' it won't be Gintama anymore XD -
Banana 1, Banana 2, Banana 3, Banana 4, Go Kondo Go!
Chapter 1: Asking someone is such a pain in the ass especially if a jerk is with you
" NANI?!"
Was what everyone in the Kabukichou district heard first thing in the morning
" So ya' mean all of my heavenly sukonbu got stolen, yes?" said the vermillion haired girl clad in Red Chinese clothing as she grabbed the old lady's shirt. Cerulean orbs were glaring straight into the poor lady's eyes screaming the word 'kill' if somebody would not answer the agitated girl's question.
"It's not like it's my fault, ne, missy?"
*yakuza like* "Huh?!" now pointing her purple parasol at the lady with every intention to mince her the next time she won't answer properly.
" Looks like I have to arrest you for threatening innocent civilian you Chinese Monster" deadpanned a sandy brown haired guy in his late teens with bored expression and empty crimson red eyes.
"Shut—!"
Kagura had no time to retort back when her rival fired his bazooka which was approaching her in a fast speed. She had no problem escaping his surprise attack as she was, a Yato. She grabbed the old lady's clothes and somersaulted away from the soon-to-be mashed counter.
Boom!
" Oi! Did the sadist in you ate your brain already huh?! Were you trying to kill us?! And I am not a Chinese Monster you jerk!"
" Tch." Was Sougo's reply as he clicked his tongue in a disappointed manner
"So you really were! Pack your things up and go to hell, sadist!" exclaimed Kagura as she prepared to engage in a battle with her rival. In a matter of seconds, she was already above the sadist, ready to kick the living daylights out of him.
"Ladies first, China" copying the speed of light, Sougo unsheathed his katana and blocked the Yato's attack.
Punches, kicks and curses followed afterwards as the two rivals continued to fight on their own little world. Until a shaky voice interrupted their fight
"Ano—if you could fight somewhere else I -!"
But she was not given enough time to finish her sentence. In a blink of an eye, the two rivals pointed their weapons at the now pale faced vendor, paler than a Yato's skin and who's face was currently screaming a "help me" look.
" Oi! Author-san! Help me! Or I'll be minced meat in a matter of seconds! Im just a minor character! Spare my minor life so that I can still work in my minor store to fulfill my minor dream, to find a minor beach where I can spend my minor vacation time away from this fic!" whispered the old woman as she faced the ceiling as if talking to somebody
" Sorry baa- san… don't worry nobody's gonna' interrupt with your minor life :3 "
"NO! Don't leave me alone!" as she dramatically shouted which was then followed by echoes she intended to create to sound dramatic
" You already reached your limits and your brain melted away , yes? " interrupted Kagura as she was already pissed at the minor character doing dramatic echoes.
" Going back to our 'friendly' conversation earlier , before a certain someone fired his oh-so reliable bazooka at us," sarcasm was hinted on the young girl's voice
" Ouch, you hurt this handsome policeman's feeling, China. I'll have to arrest you for that"
"Go rot away somewhere sadist" she responded back " As I was saying, where is my sukonbu, you hag?!"
" Ah, all of the Tobasco sauce is gone to , I needed that to kill Hijibaka today"
"Eh?! You too sadist?!"
"Oh no, not really China, I was saying that I found a lot of Tobasco sauce in this store even your face is shaped into one " as he rolled his eyes " You know, I should really reward you for being so dumb someday" a smirk then followed
Kagura, on the verge of losing her patience just ignored her rival's comment .
"The importance of my sukonbu is way WAY better than arguing with this bastard. It was a very fine day, at last after months of spending my time with my oh- ever- so responsible employer and second dad, the man FINALLY gave me enough money to buy 5 packs of sukonbu and he gave it to me WILLINGLY , can you imagine that?! I thought that would only happen when Gin-chan's perm hair would be straight and Patsuan would stop fanboying Otsuu- chan, and when Mayora would rather eat Mustard then he won't be called Mayora but Mustara instead! Wow, Kami-sama must be fond of me!
But boy… for the love of Sukonbu, why do you have to get stolen now and why does this man have to show up?!"
Kagura pondered as she was on her trail of thoughts. Recovering back, she threatened the old lady again.
" Tell me who stole my sukonbu or your dead, You don't want that, yes?"
" Count me in China, I cannot complete my mission today without Tobasco sauce"
And together, they pointed their weapon again to the old lady. As if being arrested, she instinctively raised her hands in the air
"T-the one who S-stole it was-"
Ohhraaahhh! Thanks for keeping up with me though your already vomiting right now :3 I'm sorry if there were grammatical errors , wrong spelling and if OOC-ness covered the whole fic .
This very lonely author would appreciate it if someone kind-hearted enough would leave a review ^_^ feel free to criticize me or correct anything~~ you might discover that this author is an M ;)
This would be updated sooner if I would get a review ne~~ I am such a petty author *3*
