Anonarien and Tarbrethilien's Guide to Middle Earth
Welcome traveller, to the lands of Middle Earth. During your stay you will encounter many creatures, both friends and foes, and it is our duty to provide you with this handy guide to help you on your way.
A warning to those of you who have booked yourselves on "smut" tours – you will find nothing of interest to you here.
The best of luck – you may need it.
Your esteemed guides:
Anonarien and Tarbrethilien
