Note: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (directed by Gore Verbinski) and Army of Darkness (directed by Sam Raimi)

JACK SPARROW vs. ARMY OF DARKNESS

By Art1991


October 30th, 1992
Abandoned Cabin outside of Grand Rapids


My name is Ash and I am a victim. Close as I can figure it, it's Halloween Eve and an unseen wicked force is trying it's hardest to kill me. Life wasn't always like this. There was a time when life was a lot less complicated. I had a job working at S-Mart near Grand Rapids, Michigan. I had a girl. Linda. Together we drove out one night to an abandoned cabin out in the woods. Supposedly, an archeologist had been there to translate an ancient book. Necronomicon Ex Mortis: The Book of the Dead. It unleashed something that night and it killed Linda. But then it came for me. It got into my hand and it went bad. So I lobbed it off at the wrist. But that didn't stop it. It came back. Big time. I tried everything I could to stop it. But I wasn't successful.

Author's note: This is a fan/crossover that will ask the question: What if Jack Sparrow was fighting the deadites and Ash Williams was fighting the cursed crew of the Black Pearl? More to come!