Matt here: I wrote a fucking digimon story, fuck yeah! I like pie! Meeps!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt... That's it. LEAVE ME ALONE!

Matt, playing Gamecube: When the fuck is the Wii coming out?

Suddenly, the screen blacked out.

Matt: Fuck! Power outage.

The screen suddenly light up and a black circle appeared in front of a white screen.

Black Circle: Are you ready?

Matt: For what?

Black Circle: Whatever.

A giant vortex appeared on the screen, sucking everything in the room in.

Matt, gripping: Come on! It's my vacation! I already got sucked into a TV in The Ring's universe.

Matt was then sucked inside the TV and landed in the middle of a jungle.

Matt: What the fuck?

A bunch of kids walked by at that moment.

Tall one: Hey, you. Do you have a digimon?

Matt: Digi-what?

Tall one: Never mind, you can't join us. You know where Fire Village is?

Matt, pointing left: There.

Tall one: Thanks.

Matt, smiling: Your welcome!

About 5 minutes after they were out of Matt's sight he heard screams of blood curdling terror.

Matt: Oops. Must have been left. Dumbasses!

Matt then walked to the right. He eventually found a small white blob with eyes.

E-mon: Hi! I'm E-mon! Will you be my friend?

Matt: Maybe, hold still.

Matt then took out the Yang Yo-yo.

Matt: YANG YO-YO!

Matt then swung the yo-yo, creating a rift in space which he pushed E-mon through.

Matt: YANG YO-YO!

Matt swung the yo-yo again, which a black blob with eyes came out of.

E-mon: I'm am E-mon! Bow before my power!

Matt: Much better! I hate that fucking goody two shoes bit!

E-mon: Really? I hate that too!

Matt: Want to be partners in crime?

E-mon: Fuck yeah! But don't you need a digivice?

Matt: Fuck! Oh well, I'll worry about that later.

E-mon: I think that's kind of important.

Matt: WELL NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU!

E-mon: Yes master,... hey wait...

Matt: Too late! You already said it!

E-mon: God damn mother fucker!

With that. Matt and E-mon went on their way to find Matt a digivice.


Hey, I started writing this because I was tired of writing If I were a Smasher so I took a break, so REVIEW! I like pie! Meeps!