Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt... That's it. LEAVE ME ALONE!
Matt, playing Gamecube: When the fuck is the Wii coming out?
Suddenly, the screen blacked out.
Matt: Fuck! Power outage.
The screen suddenly light up and a black circle appeared in front of a white screen.
Black Circle: Are you ready?
Matt: For what?
Black Circle: Whatever.
A giant vortex appeared on the screen, sucking everything in the room in.
Matt, gripping: Come on! It's my vacation! I already got sucked into a TV in The Ring's universe.
Matt was then sucked inside the TV and landed in the middle of a jungle.
Matt: What the fuck?
A bunch of kids walked by at that moment.
Tall one: Hey, you. Do you have a digimon?
Matt: Digi-what?
Tall one: Never mind, you can't join us. You know where Fire Village is?
Matt, pointing left: There.
Tall one: Thanks.
Matt, smiling: Your welcome!
About 5 minutes after they were out of Matt's sight he heard screams of blood curdling terror.
Matt: Oops. Must have been left. Dumbasses!
Matt then walked to the right. He eventually found a small white blob with eyes.
E-mon: Hi! I'm E-mon! Will you be my friend?
Matt: Maybe, hold still.
Matt then took out the Yang Yo-yo.
Matt: YANG YO-YO!
Matt then swung the yo-yo, creating a rift in space which he pushed E-mon through.
Matt: YANG YO-YO!
Matt swung the yo-yo again, which a black blob with eyes came out of.
E-mon: I'm am E-mon! Bow before my power!
Matt: Much better! I hate that fucking goody two shoes bit!
E-mon: Really? I hate that too!
Matt: Want to be partners in crime?
E-mon: Fuck yeah! But don't you need a digivice?
Matt: Fuck! Oh well, I'll worry about that later.
E-mon: I think that's kind of important.
Matt: WELL NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU!
E-mon: Yes master,... hey wait...
Matt: Too late! You already said it!
E-mon: God damn mother fucker!
With that. Matt and E-mon went on their way to find Matt a digivice.
Hey, I started writing this because I was tired of writing If I were a Smasher so I took a break, so REVIEW! I like pie! Meeps!
