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This typed trailer has been rated H for Honest.
2003... The suicide run of Jak II just got a bit more explosive with a Lombax running around with no underwear on under his pants.
Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando and a secret 2 if you look a the logo hard enough.
Return to the universe of Ratchet and Clank, but go to a galaxy that Insomniac bombed us with around twenty planets to die on... AND THESE STUPID THINGS!
*Shows Ratchet getting killed by twenty Y.E.T.I. with a R.Y.N.O. II in his hands*
WHO THE (BLEEP) MADE THIS STUPID THINGS!?
So, Ratchet and Clank are taken from the Solona Galaxy and are in the Bogon Galaxy because why not and Ratchet blows crap up, the end. Oh, and there's a bolt multipiler in Challenge Mode.
Starring
Ratchet: A Lombax who quit smoking and got a freaking talented as (Bleep) voice actor.
Clank: Everybody's Starting to like the Walking and Talking Toaster
Qwark: ...Wait, how did built chin get in this game?
Angela Cross: WHY DON'T SOME PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT AT LEAST MOST FEMALE LOMBAXES DON'THE HAVE TAILS!? SERIOUSLY! GET USED TO IT!
Abercrombie Fizzwidget: ... This...Guy.
And several unimportant characters as well.
So... Anymore?
*Ratchet and Clank Up Your Arsenal logo*
... You have got to be kidding me, Insomniac...
Yeah! Going Commando's out of the way!
Take a complimentary Clank plush on your way out since this one was probably the shortest thing I've ever made.
~Jak Cooper the Lombax
