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NOTES: BOYLOVE AHOY. Don't be a buttlicker. If you don't like, don't read.
Also, this story. Will suck. The writing? Will suck. I'm tired and grumpy, so YAR.
Quiet. Smooth. That's right, just like a cat. Slip in unnoticed. Almost there..yes..Mission com-
"Mr. Blaze. How kind of you to join us."
"Ah, ha..,"damnit,"well, I figured I'd come the first day of school, make a good impression, grace you with my presence and all that jazz."
"Mhm...how about you sit right up front here, where I can gaze upon your magnificence then?"
"Now, now Mr. Bounderish. Just because I look like my brother doesn't mean I am my brother. Please keep those bedroom eyes at home."
Mr. Bounderish shot a glare over the rim of his sunglasses at the grinning redhead who took a seat right in front of his desk. Little demon brat was all he was. And now he was in his English class? He bet Reno set this up, stupid louse.
Axel grinned cattily at his poor abused teacher. If the man thought he was going to get a break from him at school then oh was he mistaken. Flopping his ragged patch covered book bag onto his desk, the redhead sighed and decided to peer around at his new classmates.
Lessee...there's Marluxia...and Larxene...some kid..some other kid..another one of those kids...Riku..hiiii Riku...hm..ooh, new face behind Riku. Cute. Though I prefer blondes..hm...maybe if I convinced him to bleach his hair or..THWAK.
"Yes, dear?"
"If you're not going to pay attention to me in my plain sight then go to the back of the room, dickhead. " Mr. Bounderish growled. Axel chuckled, and gathering his crap, slunk towards an empty seat between Marluxia and Riku, the latter grinning as his best friend approached.
"I was afraid you wouldn't show up, darling." Riku Chateau smirked, bumping knuckles with Axel as Mr. Bounderish continued on with rules and regulations.
"I was afraid you would."
And that would be Larxene. Axel's eyes narrowed as he turned towards his blonde 'friend'.
"Now, now Larx, you wound me, you really do. And here I was, looking oh so forward to seeing you again, and this is how I'm greeted? Really what has the world come to nowadays. When two friends can't even say a simple hello to each other without-"
"Oh my god, shut UP."Larxene smacked her forehead in exasperation as the boys grinned dumbly. Why did she put up with them again?
"Annnywho. Hiiii Marly. How are youuu?" Axel fluttered his eyelashes at his pinkette friend. Marluxia grinned and fluttered his lashes back.
"Just as poof-tastic as the last time we saw each other." Axel laughed at his friend's reply and turned to the cute kid behind his best friend. He wiggled his brows at the boy when he caught his eyes and chuckled as the kid turned pink and ducked his gaze to a scribble on his desk.
"So who's the uber cute kid?"
"Not sure, he wouldn't talk to me." Riku pouted. Marluxia smirked, "That's cuz you're acting like a homo."
"That's your job, Marl." Larxene snipped with a smirk. Marluxia shot a glare her way and Axel laughed. He turned his attention to the kid who shall for now be dubbed 'Cute Kid' until further notice.
"So sugar dumpling, you gonna tell us your name? I'm Axel if that helps." he watched the small boy compete with his desk in a staring contest for a minute before the boy grabbed a note pad from his bag and scribbled out 'Sora'.
Riku watched ecstatically as the boy displayed his name. Sora huh? Cuuuute. Axel nodded,
"Cute. Are you mute?"
Sora shook his head with a small smile, and scribbled out, 'No, I lost my voice. Sorry.'
Axel nodded and glanced at the clock, then at Mr. Bounderish who was droning oh so enthusiastically on about what he expected from them this trimester. He was tuned out again in favor of staring at Sora.
"So..got a twin? Blonde perhaps?"He lifted a brow as Sora snorted. A quickly scribbled reply was flashed at him and he laughed.
'Yeah, actually. I do.'
"Lovely. This year just got a whole lot better." Riku rolled his eyes at his friend and went back to staring at Sora. Sora's eyes met his and he blinked before turning a vibrant shade of cherry red. Ooh, young love.
The bell rang and everyone shuffled out of the room to their next class. Oh yay, school.
(Roxas' p.o.v)
I dodged through the hallways like a man on a mission as I searched for my next classroom. I had Algebra II with a Mr. Blaze and I didn't want to get lost like 2nd period. I didn't find my classroom until 10 minutes into the period. That sucked.
101..102...103..aha, 104(1).Here we go, math class. I entered through the room and glanced around to see if any familiar faces were present. Hm..yay Selphie! Well..not really yay but..at least I know her. I slouched over to her and flopped into the seat next to her.
"Hey Selph."
"Roxy! Baby! I didn't know you were in this class!" Selphie bounced in her seat and her eyes lit up. I smiled a bit at her and nodded, glancing towards the teachers desk which was empty.
"So.. Is this teacher going to suck or is he cool?" I asked, hoping Selphie would know what the teacher was like. I really hoped it was someone semi-tolerable and not another Buckenmeyer(2)..ugh...evil psycho woman.
Selphie practically melted in her chair, "Oh, he's lovely...You'll like him a LOT. Well, I mean, like..he's cool..but ho my god, he is gorgeous." I rolled my eyes at her and glanced towards the door way. Jeez, if hair could kill it'd be that kid's. Bright red spikes that looked sharper than any hair should be and defied gravity. Wonder what kind of products he uses..
"Hey. You're the blonde twin!" Oh..wow, he's talking to me now?
"Uhm..hi?"
I blinked a few times as the guy stared at me..woah..green eyes or what man...but what is with those lil tattoos?
"..with me.."
Huh?
"Huh?"
"I said do you want to go out with me."
"Oh."Oh...OH. HOMGWTFBBQ? Eek, he's waiting for an answer! Go away scary man. Go away!
"Axel you loser you can't ask someone you just met to go out with you." Yay Selphie to the rescue. The dude, apparently named Axel, pouted.
"How come?"
"Cuz you don't know anything about him! You've got to woo him. Buy him chocolate, roses, sweep him off his feet. Ask his NAME and sexual orientation, maybe introduce yourself too."Gee Selphie, thanks for the backup.
Axel grinned at me and extended a hand out, "Hiya cutie. I'm Axel Blaze. I'm 17, a Scorpio, my blood type is O, I like eating, burning things, and blondes. And what about you dear?"
I tentatively shook his hands and swallowed the lump in my throat, "I don't date teachers.."
Axel and stared at me and blinked, "Teachers?...What are you..oh..OH. Ha, teacher? No way kid, my brother is the teacher. Aha, you thought your teacher was hitting on you! Awesome."
I sighed in relief, "Oh, wow, sorry. Whew, good to know, huh? Uhm.. I'm Roxas by the way... I'm..guessing you know Sora?"
"Yuppo buddy. He's adorable. Way cool. But like I said, I like blondes." I jumped slightly when I realized he still had my hand and had just placed a kiss on my knuckles.
"Axel. Sit boy, sit."
I looked over the red heads shoulder and was met with a man that could have been his twin, save for looking a few years older and not as..psycho. I'll assume this is the teacher.
Axel grumbled under his breath, but released my hand and took the seat in front of me. Selphie let out a fangirl squeal, along with quite a few other females in the classroom. Mr. Blaze simply grinned and sat on top of his desk.
"Hey guys, what's uuup?(3)"he crooned, a lopsided grin spreading across his face. He soon got into the whole rules and regulations jumbo mumbo and my interest was lost. I found my gaze settling on the back of Axel's neck . It was very white..not a bad white..like..I am vampire I vant your blood white..but more like...porcelain or something. The cool model white. I glanced at my own tanned hands and sighed.
(Sora's p.o.v.)
Oh my god, he will not leave me alone! I'm straight, I'M STRAIGHT. I swear I am! Ignore the girly figure and clothing choice. I'm straight as an uncooked spaghetti noodle! YAR.
I shot a look at the silver haired boy staring at me like some love sick puppy. What is wrong with him? I mean, come on, I can NOT be his type. Lookit me!
'What do you want?' I scribbled, flashing the paper at him. He glanced at it then blinked. A perverted grin crossed his face and I regretted asking. I turned away and heard his chuckle, forcing myself not to shudder. It was creepy, that was not a hawt chuckle, Sora. It was creepy. Creepy. Make that your mantra Sora. It was creepy. It was creepy. It was-
"I'm guessing you answered your own question, huh?" Okay, so it was kinda 'hawt'. Damn it. I hastily scribbled another message. Relaying my earlier thoughts.
'I am as straight as an uncooked spaghetti noodle, buddy.' I nodded firmly to show I meant business as I flashed him the message.
He grinned.
Oh god.
"Well, lucky me huh? I'm a great cook."
Whatever god is listening, please save my soul.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Woot. This sucks, but I was in a bad mood and figured, eh, why not? So, I'm assuming you can see the main pairings here. If not. Go home.
(1) 104 is actually my Algebra II classroom, hee.
(2)Buckenmeyer:shudder: psycho teacher with ADHD and menopause. She was my Geometry teacher sophomore year. I did not like her one bit. No sir. She used to sing to herself..and she'd think she taught us stuff, but she never really did, so we'd all get bad grades. Uhg. Thank god I'm a country boy...ya.
(3)I'm sure you've figured out that Mr. Blaze is Reno, right? And I'm sure you're wondering why I would make him an Algebra II teacher. Right? Well, it just so happens that my real Alg. II teacher sounds just like Quinton Flynn. And I cannot pay attention to what he's teaching because I'm so focused on the sound of his voice, lol. Well, this is a direct quote from him. God I love him. He bounces from sounding like Reno, to sounding like Axel, to just sounding like Quinton. And Sometimes there's a little Iruka in there too. I LOVE HIM.
