Welcome to my story! In this, I write secret diary things for people in
LOTR. More or less, it's what happens in their life time as they view it.
Enjoy! Also I know it's a bit stupid…but anyway…
MERRY
Hi, I'm Merry! I love food, being lazy, food, being worshipped, food, riding Shadowfax, and food!
It all began one day, when Biblo Bannigs (Or is it Bbilo Baggsins?) had his 111th birthday party. Most of the people in the shire went, of course, but Pippin and I were most important. Of course, Pippin was just my assistant. We set off a firecracker, you see, and it turned into a dragon. Of all the people there, I was the only one who wasn't scared witless!!!
Then of course, the idiots found the Ring (idiots = everyone but me) and needed to destroy it and all. Of course, since Pippin and I were the most important of the Fellowship, we arranged a…dramatic…entrance into Erlond's council. He didn't like it, but he was, of course, impressed with our brilliance, strength and durability.
And you can't forget at Weathertop, even before the council, where my clever idea of lighting a fire to lure the Ringwraiths in, so Agarorn could defeat them. Of course, Frood – I mean Frodo, sorry – got injured and all, but…ah, well. No big loss.
And, as you may know, I was totally the member of the Felloswip who held everyone together. sniff, sniff I wish I hadn't been captured – obviously, if I had stayed with the Felliwshop NOTHING bad would've happened to them. And Pippin dying – I mean, he was my companion 'n all, but he wasn't really that bright. Not nearly as smart as, for example, me. AND he ate my mushrooms when we were at Rivendell sniff so I'm glad he's dead! Muwahahahaha!
And, no, I never wanted the Ring. I was above all that. All I wanted was to see Frood to safety, and even that – my one desire – was denied me. sniff, sniff Well, at least he destroyed it. Personally, I think the finger thing was a bit, well, unnecessary, but…
So – in sum – I was the perfect Fellowboat member, but everything bad happened to me, so it LOOKED like I wasn't. But I WAS!!
Enjoy! Also I know it's a bit stupid…but anyway…
MERRY
Hi, I'm Merry! I love food, being lazy, food, being worshipped, food, riding Shadowfax, and food!
It all began one day, when Biblo Bannigs (Or is it Bbilo Baggsins?) had his 111th birthday party. Most of the people in the shire went, of course, but Pippin and I were most important. Of course, Pippin was just my assistant. We set off a firecracker, you see, and it turned into a dragon. Of all the people there, I was the only one who wasn't scared witless!!!
Then of course, the idiots found the Ring (idiots = everyone but me) and needed to destroy it and all. Of course, since Pippin and I were the most important of the Fellowship, we arranged a…dramatic…entrance into Erlond's council. He didn't like it, but he was, of course, impressed with our brilliance, strength and durability.
And you can't forget at Weathertop, even before the council, where my clever idea of lighting a fire to lure the Ringwraiths in, so Agarorn could defeat them. Of course, Frood – I mean Frodo, sorry – got injured and all, but…ah, well. No big loss.
And, as you may know, I was totally the member of the Felloswip who held everyone together. sniff, sniff I wish I hadn't been captured – obviously, if I had stayed with the Felliwshop NOTHING bad would've happened to them. And Pippin dying – I mean, he was my companion 'n all, but he wasn't really that bright. Not nearly as smart as, for example, me. AND he ate my mushrooms when we were at Rivendell sniff so I'm glad he's dead! Muwahahahaha!
And, no, I never wanted the Ring. I was above all that. All I wanted was to see Frood to safety, and even that – my one desire – was denied me. sniff, sniff Well, at least he destroyed it. Personally, I think the finger thing was a bit, well, unnecessary, but…
So – in sum – I was the perfect Fellowboat member, but everything bad happened to me, so it LOOKED like I wasn't. But I WAS!!
