Author's Note:

(Random humans)

(Mettaton)

(Mettaton's inner voice)

Okay. Just clearing that up. Enjoy!

"What the- is that… Real?"

"I don't know. It's freaking me out."

"Ignore them. They're going to love you."

"Is it human?"

"I don't think it is. It's creepy."

"Don't listen. You're not an it. You're a person just as much as they are. The only thing you have less than them are those ugly haircuts. Ugh."

"I don't like it. I think we should just leave."

"Same. Anything to get away from… That."

"They just don't understand how badly they want you yet. If they did, it would take forever to get rid of them."

"We could ask it to leave. Or get the manager to. I kinda wanna stay."

"Not a bad idea. I'll go do it."

"Don't worry. Once the barista sees you, they'll be absolutely infatuated with your beautiful self!"

"Uh… Sir… You're scaring the customers, and I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

"Charm his socks off, beautiful!"

"Pardon?"

"We've received multiple complaints. Your presence is… upsetting."

"Why, I can't imagine why. I've done nothing to 'upset' anyone, gorgeous."

"Right… Just… Please leave. Thanks.

"Just go, and don't sweat it. Eventually they'll be begging for you to come back!"

"Fine. Whatever."

"He'll be eating those words when you're famous. They all will."

"He seemed intimidated."

"They all were… By how fabulous you are!"

"Oh, God! What the hell is that?"

"Some serious uncanny valley."

"They'll love you!"

"No."

"They fear me. But… That's not right! I thought… I thought they would love me if I… but I don't just look like them! I am like them! They should love me… I'm beautiful!"

"No, you're not."

"I'm sorry for lying earlier."

"You're horrifying."