George Eats Horse Dookie and Dies of Death

by Mario Always Dies

"George, I just wanted you to know," said Arthur, clenching his fist all fistly. "That you're a fucking piece of white privileged cock ass waste fucking bullshit turd bongo douche cock ass bastard fuck you and your stank ass mom who eats horse dookie."

"Fudge ya," said George, worst-characterly. "Me and my creepy puppet are gonna go jerk off in DW's closet now k bye."

"Like I give a fuck," said Arthur, kicking dirt into George's face. "That wasn't for DW, by the way. That's just cuz I fucking hate everything about you."

"Oh yeah, well, go suck Buster's dick, wankface. U no what they said aboot rabbits."

"At least rabbits are good for something. You fucking deer only know how to get hit by cars."

"That's racist!" said George, feeling bngy67,k (a/n: my dumb cat walked across my keyboard.)

"If ur so non-racist go find a horse and eat their dookie."

"No, that gross."

"Don't kink shaem, toothpick dick!" said Arthur, looking smug. "Tumblr might whine about it."

"People only go on tumblr for the tiddy," said Brain, butting in like the asshole that he was. Arthur pulled out a gun and shot him.

"Ur next," said the aardvark, pointing the barrel of his gun at George. "Unless you eat da hoarse dook."

"All righ, I'l eat da horse dook. Chill out, homie," said George, who gathered himself some horse dookie from his distant cousin Todd. Only assholes are named Todd. "I got the dook. You ready to Nukem Forever, dawg?"

"Fuck you, and fuck your bitch mom for not aborting you," said Arthur, who shot George's puppet and his hand clean off. George crai'd like a bab.

"I'm teeling on u!"

"No da fuck you ain't, betch. Now eat dat shit before I fill u wit holes."

With tears rolling down his cheeks, George took fistfulls of horse shit, ate it, choked on a piece of corn, and died.

"Hi Arthur!" said Francine. "What haappen to Goerge?"

"He die. Wanna suck my dick over his corpse?"

"K."

"Hey guys. Can I join?" said Buster.

"Sure. Eat my asshole," said Arthur.

And that's it. That's the story of how George is the worst character in Arthur. Crai moar babs.