Kingdom Hearts : A Parody of Sorts
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WARNING: Contains a Mary Sue. Proceed with caution. Dayjuana will not be responsible for any internal or external damage.

Today was as normal as every day on Destiny Islands, Sora, Riku and Kairi were just talking to each other, and a girl was washed up on the shores.

Sora, in awe, rushed to her side. "Are you okay?" The girl groaned slightly and opened her beautiful, luminous, alluring, gold flecked sapphire-emerald-ruby eyes and sat up. Flicking her long, silky blonde with streaks of auburn hair behind her, she smiled charmingly, revealing pearly white teeth.

"Who are you?" Sora asked, helping the beautiful girl up, forgetting that Kairi had ever existed in his life.

"I am Marie Suzie Adonia Aiko Suzume! Even if I am clearly not Japanese I have a Japanese name anyways! I have this totally tragic past that my parents are killed and I find a pretty keyblade with hearts and bunnies and pink, now I'm here to save the world with you Sora. You will fall in love with my wonderfully irresistible charm then we're going to get married and have like, seven hundred kids. But I will eventually ditch you and hook up with Axel because he is like, so hot! And then I will come back to you and tell you that I am actually the daughter of Xemnas. Unable to bear the fact that I am the daughter of your enemy, I will kill myself and then everyone is going to cry for me."

Our brunet hero, unable to take all of this Mary Sue-ness in, regained his senses and ran and hid behind Kairi. "Get your hands off of the future father of my seven hundred kids, you husband stealer!" Marie Suzie Adonia Aiko Suzume screamed out in frustration, summoning her girly keyblade and attempted to attack Kairi.

With one swift motion, Riku and Sora, being overprotective when it came to Kairi and all, plunged their Keyblades into Marie Suzie Adonia Aiko Suzume. "No! This isn't how it's supposed to end! I'm supposed to marry you Sora!" The girl with blonde and auburn hair screamed out in agony, and closed her gold flecked sapphire-emerald-ruby eyes.

"Let's go home." Sora said to his best friends, before putting one arm around Kairi, eyeing Marie Suzie Adonia Aiko Suzume, making sure she didn't make a sneak attack on our beloved redhead.

foot-notes: this was an amusing ficlet to write. i like making fun of mary sue's. xD