One Hundred Things I am not allowed to do at the Jedi Temple - Chapter One
The Jedi Council are not my 'homeboys' and I will not refer to them as such.
I am not permitted to spray paint 'Anisoka happened here' on Master Skywalker and Padawan Tano's quarters as they do not like it and Tano will wallop me. Hard.
If a fellow Padawan falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation to write swear words or doodle obscene things on their papers.
I will not flirt with Padawan Tano, because she can and will wallop me. Hard. Or any other Padawan for that matter.
I will not refer to Chancellor Palpatine as 'Voldie Shorts'.
I will not tell the Younglings that the training lightsabers are glowsticks.
I will not shave Padawan Dume's hamster.
I will refrain from wearing black `leather gloves all the time and saying "Jedi is mother, Jedi is father."
I will not talk backwards in a crude imitation of Master Yoda.
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Master Skywalker.
It is wrong to refer to the Zillo Beast as 'Charlotte'.
When leaving the medbay, I will cease screaming "Run for your lives! The mutants are loose!"
It is a bad idea to tell Master Skywalker he takes himself too seriously.
It is a bad idea to tell Padawan Tano she takes herself too seriously, as she will wallop me. Hard.
It is a bad idea to tell the Council they take themselves seriously.
I will not start a betting pool on Master Skywalker's life.
The Zillo Beast did not make an appearance in Matrix.
The proper way to report to the council is "You wanted to see me, Masters?" not "I have it on good authority you have no evidence against me."
I am not allowed to eat fried Dura Slug in Huttese class. Even if I brought enough for everyone.
Emptying the bag onto Master Meioh's desk to prove it is unacceptable behaviour.
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