Well, the title says it all! I'm coming up with ten different (ish) ways for YOU to annoy people! If you want, you can review different demigods I can use! Or gods. Hehehehe... First up: Leo!
Warning:
I suggest you bring a bottle of water or a fire extinguisher with you while preforming these tasks. Thank you.
#1: Tell him to dress up as the ghost of Christmas past.
"Manar, I'm NOT doing it."
"But LEO, you'd be perfect! You would be flaming and telling everybody how stupid they were as a child!"
"You have a point, but I'm not doing it."
"Please?"
"NO!"
#2: Stare creepily at him. When he asks you to stop, sing...
"Um, Manar? Can you stop it?"
"AND I SET FIIIIIIRE TO THE RAAIIIINNN! WATCHED IT POUR, AS I TOUGHED YOUR FACE! WELL IT BURNED CAUSE I CRIED WHILE IT WAS SCREAMING OUT YOUR NAME! YOUR NAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!"
"MANAR I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU!"
#3: Tell him Katniss Everdeen was on fire first.
"Leo! Leo! LLLLEEEEEOOOOO!"
"What!?"
"Did you know Katniss Everdeen was on fire first?"
"Did you know that your hair will be on fire in two seconds?"
#4: Tell him there's a waiting list to use him as a campfire.
"Manar, I'm not interested!"
"Leo, this is important!"
"Ugh, what now?"
"Did you know there's a waiting list to use you as a campfire? ... Um... I'll just go...AHHH PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"
#5: Roast marshmallows on him.
"Leo, stay still."
"Manar, what are you doing?"
"Please go on fire."
"Why?"
"Because I said so, and if you don't I'll send you essence to Tartarus!"
"You can't do that! You're only 13!"
"Hazel's 13 and she can control Mist!"
"...true. Fine..."
"Thanks!" *roasts marshmallows*
#6: Don't give him any marshmallows.
"Hey, can I have one?"
"AS LONG AS I'M LIVING YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ONE! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
#7: Tell him that there's a lot of Leo/Frank fanfictions.
"Leo, you remember how I go on Fanfiction, right?"
"Yeah. I can't remember your name..."
"Forget it. Did you know there's a LOT of fanfictions of you and Frank, right?"
"WHAT!?"
#8: Ask him to put a band-aid on your finger, and if he does, yell "IT BURNS!" Loudly.
"Leo, can you put a band-aid on my finger?"
"Uh...sure...I guess."
"IT BURNS! IT BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"MANAR! SERIOUSLY!?"
#9: If he doesn't, say "But it BURNS!" Loudly.
"Leo, can you put a band-aid on me?"
"What? No!"
"But Leo, IT BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!"
#10: Write 'Repair Boy' on all of his shirts with a sharpie and tell everyone NOT to give him extras (CHB).
"What the heck? MANAR!"
"Yyyyyyeeeeeessssssss?"
"Did you write Repair Boy on all my shirts?"
"Err..."
"I am so going to kill you."
"Uh oh!"
So that's it! Review!
