A/N: This is from Rita Skeeter's perspective. My second oneshot. I LOVE LILY, REMEMBER – Rita Skeeter!

Lily Evans is a shameless flirt.

She flirts with every boy in Hogwarts. With her long red hair, and her emerald eyes...

Just look at that Snape kid. Just one wink, one toss of her hair, and he's under her charm.

Then there's James Potter. Stupid prankster, and he does it all to impress her. Evans pretends to hate him, but I know I've snapped pictures of them found in compromising positions. They're more evidence of her cruelty, never completely letting him lose hope.

Sirius Black flirts with every girl, but Lily renders him speechless. Long eyelashes . . . eyeshadow. . . And he's hers.

Peter Pettigrew. . . Lily's one of 'the cool people' and one hint about a shortcut to popularity has him hanging on to her every word.

Remus Lupin – no, I hate thinking about it. I didn't say anything in an article, got rid of the photos, of him transforming. I expected him to be grateful. I was prepared for him to ask me to the Hallowe'en dance. Lily asked him, and my heart shattered.

Frank Longbottom loves Alice, that's clear, but he still drools at the sight of the filthy little Mudblood. Thousands of boys from all houses follow her around like dogs.

There was Malfoy – attempting to hide the fact that he had the ultimate crush on a Mudblood – Arthur, Rubeus. . .

But I know how to ruin her. I have photos – proof. She's kissed Snape – I was in one of the crevices only I know. The same when she ended up straddling Lupin – hugging Frank – I know it all.

Lily Evans is a flirt and a vixen. But I've set the trap.

A/N: Like it? I was thinking 'what about Rita?' I hate Rita, don't get me wrong, but I wuv different POVs.