Disclamer: I only one Mercedes and her family and mabey some later charecters.
Yo. Its me...Blood. this was a story I kinda made up on the spot. Its a DeidaraXOc. I LOVE Deidara. Hes sooooo cool. Ignoring my fangirlyness This story is just somthing to do when Im board of writing my other story. I have really bad spelling so please ignore that too. anyway, I will update on this as soon as i can but my other story takes prioridy(sp) of this. so read that too(hint, hint). well here you go...the first of Mercy's Misadventures
Mercy's Misadventures
Mercedes woke in an unfamiliar room. The walls were white washed and blinded her after such a long time asleep. The problem was she couldn't remember were she was or why she had been sleeping. The last thing she remembered was a lot of screaming and people running. After that it was just a big blank.
What if I was kidnapped!? Mercedes though then almost laughed. Why would anyone want to kidnap her? She wasn't rich or powerful or even that pretty. Her blonde hair fell down to her waste and was always hopelessly tangled. It was this weird yellow blonde and looked like a 6 year old colored it. Her eyes were a muddy green and her best feature. Her bust was to large for her small build and her skin was so pale she looked sick. Of course she wasn't hideous but she wasn't like her friends Hinata or Ino. They were pretty. She was plain. Her mom had promised her she would grow into her body eventually. Yeah right. That was one of those lies your parents are supposed to tell you so you don't like kill your self or something
Maybe I'm in the hospital. She though well I wont find out by sitting here. I'm going to go look around. She slipped out of the bed and noticed that all she was wearing was a large tee shirt and underwear. Hoping that she wouldn't meet any guys she opened to door and when to look around. The building seemed to be the same build as the small manors that littered Konoha, her home village. Not that she'd been in one except for D ranked missions and the few times she been over at Sasuke Uchiha's house when they had been kids… and friends. Her family lived in a small flat near the Uchiha compound witch is how her and the youngest Uchiha had met. Her family didn't have enough money for a real fancy place like the Compound.
Mercedes snapped out of her day dream when she heard voices down the hall. LIFE! HURRAY! She hurried down the hall and past an open door then froze, turned and stared. Sitting in the room was 7; yes count 'em, 7 men. They were all wearing black cloak with the most adorable white lined, red clouds, they were all staring at her and they were all very mean looking. They did very in looks, anything from long black hair and scars to living inside a huge venues flytrap. And they were all staring at her with look that varied from hunger to annoyance to something she didn't really feel like identifying. She was suddenly very aware of her lack of pants.
"Um Hi." Mercedes whispered and immediately regretted it for the soft greeting seemed to have snapped them back to reality. The black hair and scars guy got up and began to walk over to her, a smirk across his face.
"Strayed a little far from your flock little birdie?" He said in a falsely sweet voice. Mercedes backed up to the wall. She didn't know what scared her the most, the face that she was in a strange place with 7 strange men or that one of them was weird enough to call her a 'little birdie'.
"I'm a Ninja." She squeaked. This made the man laugh.
"So am I" He pointed to his forehead protector. It had a long scratch running right thru the leaf sign. She kinda remembered Iruka-sensei talking about people that had scratches like that thru there headbands. He had said that they killed cereal or something, which was a strange occupation.
"Itachi stop scaring the new member." Someone else had just walking into the room making it a grand total of 8 men. Itachi…Where have she heard that before…oh now it was going to drive her crazy if she wasn't already there. 'Hey, Girl what's your name."
"M-m-me?" she stuttered. The new person nodded. He had auburn hair that kinda reminded her of Naruto, the rest of his face was covered by his cloak. " Mercedes." She answered.
"To long…how about Mercy. I like it." He nodded to him self. The newly dubbed Mercy exchanged looks with the man named Itachi who was still standing in front of her. "Deidara, Tobi's no longer your partner. Mercy is. Tobi… your now the dog/ mascot."
"Um leader-sama why is she here un?" one of the men, a blonde with one of his eyes covered by his hair, asked.
"This organization needs a woman. I've been doing some research on our lack of success and I found that all successful evil organizations have at least one female member. She's ours. And no you don't get a say in this. This place is also much to filthy for such a prestigious criminal organization. Its need a woman's touch." Leader-sama glared at Mercy as she opened her mouth. "Now Deidara, take her to your wing and get her a cloak…and a pair of pants. Then show her to her room. I'm going back to um work." Leader-sama left the room before anyone could object. Mercy looked back at the rest of the people.
"So. There's finally a girl around here." Mercy didn't like to look on the face of the man with slicked back grey hair.
"Your not going anywhere near her, Hidan un." The blonde shot him a look. "She's my partner and my responsibility un. My names Deidara." The last bit was directed at her. She looked up into his blue eye and smiled slightly. "Don't mind Hidan, he's just well perverted." Then he pointed at a man in the corner counting money. "That's Kakuzu," Then he pointed at the men in the flytrap, who was looking at her like she was something to eat. "That's Zetsu, you've met Itachi and that's his partner, Kisame." He pointed at a huge blue shark man who sent her a large grin, which she returned shyly.
"Its nice to meet you." He said.
"Now that you've met everyone come with me and I will show you to your room." Deidara turned and walked out and Mercy followed, still dazed.
"You only want her to yourself, Dei!" Hidan shouted after them. Great, she had some how found herself in a house with at lest 8 men that probably have never talked to a girl before. She was now the maid and the partner of a man that looked to feminine for his own good. Well at least he was nice.
"You look a little confused un." Deidara looked over his shoulder at her.
"I still don't know why I'm here. I'm nothing special. I have no talent. Well I can draw but not well, and my parents are too poor to pay a ransom." She looked at the floor at the thought of her parents.
"You draw? So you're a fellow artist. I make clay sculptures that explode un." Mercy found this very funny. "What's so funny about that un?"
"Its just I've never met someone who blew up there art. I guess it gives a new meaning to 'Art is a bang!'" then she looked thoughtful for a second. "But doesn't that defeat the whole purpose?" Deidara stopped and looked down at her, glaring. Mercy realized she must have said something wrong.
"Your just like Sasori in your way of looking at art un. He believed that art was a thing of eternal beauty, to be enjoyed forever…and he's now dead."
"No. I don't think art should last an eternity because it will eventually lose its beauty but I don't think that it should end before anyone can enjoy it. Exploding clay sounds really cool and I don't know what this Sasori did but…"
"He made long-lasting puppets out of the people he killed un." Deidara interrupted listening carefully. They had begun to walk again.
"OK well I can honestly say I wasn't expecting that but whatever. I'm sure that was cool too but if your masterpieces explode before anyone can see and marvel at them then they are kinda pointless in the sense of art, and long-lasting puppets would get boring after a while. I draw picture that don't blow up or do anything entertaining except make you living room pretty. They can be keep and thrown away. There not permanent but they do last. I guess it's just a reflection of what kind of art we do." Mercy inhaled after talking for such a long time. she though for a second about telling him her real art outlet but kept quiet. He may be an artist but she had only just met him and she didn't thin she should tell him everything. She looked up at Deidara who was looking strait forward, a serious look on his face. He stopped walking at looked over at her.
"I've never really thought of it like that un." He smiled down at her. "I'm sorry I got a little mad un."
"It's OK." she murmured Deidara opened the door they were standing in front of. The room's walls were a dark blue. There was a large bed in the middle, along with a chest of drawers, a walk in closet, and a small desk.
"This is your room un." He pointed to a door on the north wall. "That's a door to my room; all the partners have connected doors. I can lock it if you want. That's pretty much it. The bathroom is down the hall. Only you and I will be using it so you don't have to worry about that. If you're going to take a hour to get ready please let me go first or use the mirror in you closet. Dinner is at 6. It's currently noon so you have a while. Any questions un?"
"um…can I go home and get my stuff?" Deidara though for a second
"Well have to put that past the rest of the group. They will have to come because Leader- sama wanted us to stage a kidnapping of you because her took you in a forest. He says it makes us wider feared un."
"Yes kidnapping young girls will make you largely feared and perverted." Mercy sighed. Then she followed Deidara back to the living room. The rest of the guys were still there. Once they appeared at the doorway a boy wearing an orange mask jumped up and ran up to Mercy.
"Hi! I'm Tobi. Tobi's a good boy! Deidara didn't introduce you to me earlier." Then he hugged her. Mercy wasn't a very touchy person so being hugged by a total stranger was a new thing. She just stood there looking surprised. Her eyes widened.
"Tobi…what are you doing un?" you can guess who said that.
"She smells nice." Tobi answered, letting her go. She blinked and looked down at him, a look if surprised. Then she turned and walked out of the room.
"Now look what you did. You scared her off." Hidan glared at Tobi.
"She probably just went to her room." Itachi sighed and they all went back to watching what ever they had been watching. Deidara sat done in one of the arm chairs and began to draw. (He is an artist. I sure he can draw too.) After about 3 hours he had finished and decided to go find Mercy. To his surprised she wasn't in her room. He started looking around the house. She wasn't in the kitchen or the room that served as an infirmary. He stared to get worried. Then he passed the front door…
"Um…Guys…you should come and see this un." The rest of the Akatsuki cane into the front hall.
"Great. Leader-sama is going to kill us." Kisame sighed.
"It was Tobi's fault." Hidan answered.
"Oh yes that would go over very well.'oh leader-sama don't kill us it was all Tobi's fault. He SCARED her away.' un." Deidara shot back.
"Well she was bound to run away some time. It was just one of Leader-sama's split second decisions to kidnap her. She was probably the first person he saw. She probably misses her family and friends." Itachi stated.
"We still need to get her back." Deidara sighed.
"You only want her here so you don't have to be partners with Tobi." Kisame glared.
"We had known her for like half an hour was he supposed to have fallen in love with her or something?" Hidan asked.
It was decided that they go after there newest member for Deidara's sake. They all walked out the door after about 15 min of preparation. A note fell to the floor as Kisame slammed the door behind him. In messy handwriting were the words Went home. Don't follow. Signed Mercedes
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