Organization XIII's members' weak point

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Warning : OOC, I don't think I make their real weak point.

Bad grammar! And this fic will center on Demyx or Zexion, because I like them. And... I like use dialogue more than narration, so... Oh, by the way, I need some review so I know there's people who read this fic. If review doesn't come, I'll never continue this fic. ;; And no flame, please!

Chapter 1 : Xemnas' weak point!

Xemnas has obsessed with darkness. Everyone knew it.

But why did he make the Castle That Never Was FULL of white?

Someone said, because he does like chess. (Wonder if Luxord's the one who said it?), and some other said it because he likes Monokuro Boo. How a fool comment. But no one know.

But, of course, the other Nobodies thought it because Xemnas likes contrast.

"I'm booooring," Demyx lays his head onto a fluffy carpet in the hall. "This cloak is always stifling me! It's too long! Doesn't has any fashion! Why the hell is the color has to BLACK? Xemnas and his tailor really are doesn't has any fashion sensibility! Huh, boring."

No. VIII, without any purpose, looks at that blonde Melodious Nocturne. Noticing that the blonde has getting a very bad mood, he approaches the sitarist and sitting down in front of him. "Hey, Dem. What's wrong?"

"Axel!" The blonde one gets up and gazes his friend's face closely. "Why is this cloak black-colored?"

"Because that's cloak."

"No, no, cloak isn't always black!" Demyx shows his blue sitar and put it between them and pointed his one finger at it. "Why it's not blue? Blue looks more attracted than the black one."

"Yes, Demyx, blue really suits you well,"

"Of course it is! Then you underst—"

"BUT have you ever think, how if I the Flurry of the Dancing Flames wear a BLUE one?? And how if Larxene the electricity-psycho-woman wears a BLUE one?? And how if Marluxia the 'flower' wear a BLUE one??"

Caught.

"Ok, I'm surrender," Demyx says as he takes a breath down. And he looks at his cloak—which still black-colored.

He isn't sure he likes the black-colored cloak.

"Hey, Axel," he calls again, "How if each member wear their self color?"

"What tcha mean?" Asks Axel as he softly glare at Demyx. He wondering, sometimes Demyx can be smart but Xemnas will NEVER accept that kind of proposal.

"I'll take the blue one!" Demyx said with his very-happy-expression on his face. "You wear red! Larxene wear orange! Marluxia will wear pink!"

Axel has his grin when he heard the last word: PINK. Wonder if Marluxia will wear that pink, how would he look-like? "Then, show your thought to Xemnas…"

"I don't need that kind of thing,"

"What?"

"I will ask Marluxia to fix it! I will pay him certainly."

"Huh? Demyx!? Don't!! Hey, that's dangerous!! If Xemnas find out—"

"Yaaahoooo!!!! MARLUXIA I'M COMING!!!"

"DEMYX!!!! DEMYX, WAIT!!!!"

But of course the red-haired man can't stop the blonde sitarist.

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Several days later.

A horde of eccentric Nobody walk in the hall. Yeah, you're right.

Demyx wears a sea-blue cloak, Axel wears red, Roxas wears a golden-yellow one, Larxene wears orange (which makes her mad because she wanted a cloak that gold colored, looks like Roxas', but sure it doesn't suit her. Everyone knows Larxene is taller and bigger than the blonde one). Marluxia seriously wears the pink one, Luxord the gambler wears a green, Vexen wears tan-colored (Marluxia didn't really get Vexen's favorite color, so he just made a cloak with the same color of Vexen's hair), and Lexaeus wears brown.

No one wanted to come near Saïx—even don't want to make him a new cloak—because Saïx is too wild.

Xigbar and Xaldin (DON'T KNOW WHY), they have their own cloak with many colors inside their wardrobe. Now they wear a soft-gray colored cloak.

And Zexion really doesn't want to change his cloak, even Demyx decided to confiscates his cloak—when the purple-haired man still asleep—on the second day.

"Hey, Roxas, what will Xemnas' say if he find out his members are colorful like this, according to your thought?"

"Hah, he will say like this," Suddenly Roxas shows his hard-expression, "'Huh!!? Who are these clowns!? Where are my Nobody!?' and then he will run out from here, leave us alone."

Axel and Roxas laughing as long as they can—

—when Xemnas coming.

"Xemnas!!" the half-naked, pouting Zexion approaches the superior.

"No. VI what are you doing with that without-clothes-flat-chest of yours?"

Zexion glances Xemnas over with 'I'm-a-man-then-I-don't-have-big-shaped-chest' eyes before he pointing at Demyx, who still stalks him over and over.

"Demyx takes over my cloak! He wanted me to use the new-fucking-cloak!"

From a distance, the blonde sitarist growls, "Don't say that kind of thing with your cute face of yours, Zexy…"

Xemnas raises his one eyebrow before replying Zexion's words, "A new cloak?"

"Yeah, it has made by No. XI," Zexion turns his head to Axel and Roxas, who still wear a red and golden-yellow cloak, and Demyx—who still wears the sea-blue one.

Xemnas looks at them with confused gazes, and after five minutes later… "I don't see any differences between their cloaks."

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

That word come to Zexion's mind NOW. Is Xemnas is fucking blind, even he can't see MANY differences at his members' cloaks??

"But, Xemnas! They are—"

"Hey, stop it!!"

Zexion—and Demyx, with Axel and Roxas—turn at the direct of voice that suddenly come. That wild voice… it's Saïx!

Saïx approaches Zexion and Xemnas, "What are these colorful cloaks all about!?"

"Look, Xemnas, even Saïx CAN see many differences between their CLOAKS!"

Xemnas doesn't answer. He can't answer, anyway, according to his eyes that can't see the differences… HIS EYES?

"Xemnas doesn't see any differences at their cloaks?" Saïx asks. Zexion nods.

Saïx looks at his superior—who still looks at VIII, IX and XIII—with panic stare on his face.

"Xemnas… are your eyes still not cured well?"

"I think," answer Xemnas with atmosphere of relaxation—how it looks like? "Yeah, I think I still have color-blind diseases."

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"Xemnas, what color is that—Marluxia's cloak?"

"… hmm… white…"

"That—if Vexen's cloak?"

"… white…"

"The other? Larxene's cloak?"

"… white…"

Saïx still testing the superior's eyes while Demyx and Axel behind them, playing with some spray paint.

"It seems that Xemnas is color-blinds," says Demyx. He coloring his blue cloak—no, he gives his cloak an ornament with the blue spray-paint.

"He just can look at white and black color," continue the red-haired man. "Maybe his color-blind is quiet serious."

"If you say so, then help Saïx to cure Xemnas' eyes."

"No, sorry,"

"Hmm. Axel!! How if we color the rest of this castle's walls!?"

"Wah!! That's a nice idea, Demyx!!"

"Let's go, Axel!!"

"WOOHOO!!"

"No, VIII and IX!!! After Xemnas has totally cured, we will punish you both!!!"

But of course Saïx still trying to cure Xemnas' 'blind diseases', not to stop the two friends. Anyone doesn't know until when it will end…

Okay, it's finish! Bad grammar, right? I've told you before… but I'll glad if you fix them and tell me where's my mistake. Once again, REVIEW please!

Next chapter : Xigbar's weak point! Please give me review for Xigbar's weak point according to yourself. I'll wait!