-1Online Chat Christmas Time Konohagure Style!
By: Kunoichi Echizen
Summary: Guess what, Naruto's home for Christmas and her he's spreading Christmas cheer on the net as the new Cupid! Who's gonna get under the mistletoe this year, or get played? NaruHina of course, more to come.
Characters
RasenRamen101- Naruto Uzumaki
Angstkid- Sasuke Uchiha
SasuSaku4ever- Sakura Haruno
ShyRamenGirl- Hinata Hyuuga
M.O.Pman-Kakashi Hatake
Loudmouthmama- Anko Mitarashi
Tsunade: HotHokage
Jairaya: PervySage
Kiba: TopDawg
Kurenai: Blazeyedgirl
Lee: Handsomedevil
Orochimaru: Mr.Wonderful
Neji: Excellent360
Tenten: WeaponChick
Ino: Sakurasucks
Shikamaru: La-Z-boy
Asuma: Saruking
Konohamaru: Lil' 'Kage
Mooegi: LeafHime
Chapter 1 Christmas Eve
(Oh thank heavens that I can finally begin! OK! A pinup, in every chapter you can refer to this one for the character names, if needed.)
-RasenRamen101 signed on-
-ShyRamenGirl signed on-
-Angstkid signed on-
-SasuSaku4ever signed on-
-Welcome to MSN !-
RasenRamen101: HO HO HO ! Merry Christmas! Have you kids been good this year?
ShyRamenGirl: Of course I have Santa Kage! LOL
Angstkid: STHU Santa.
SasuSaku4ever : Sasuke that's mean, you shouldn't talk to Santa like that.
[Sasuke: -sends Trojan Virus- Merry Xmas Bitch ;
-SasuSaku4ever lost connection-
RasenRamen101: Shut up emo boy, I'm gonna play secret Santa online style this year.
Angstkid: How is it a secret if Hinata and I knows about it dobe .
RasenRamen101: ….Hey Sasuke is that Oroachimaru calling you, I hear someone calling to go under the missile- toe with them.
Angst; Brb.
ShyRamenGirl: Santa dear, what am I going to get?
RasenRamen101: Oh, your going to get a lot of things, it so over this fan fiction rating I can't tell you.
ShyRamenGirl: Naruto! You dog….
RasenRamen101: Santa doesn't start his world wide trip until 8 pm, its only 5 right now…
-ShyRamenGirl signed out -
RasenRamen101; Its only Christmas Eve! But…
-RasenRamen101 signed 101-
Angstkid: Back.
Angstkid: OH.. THAT IS SOOOOOOOOO FLAMING WRONG!
-M.O.Pman signed on-
-Loudmouthmama signed on-
-Mr.Wonderful signed on-
Angstkid: Oh, hi Kakashi, hi ms. Kakashi, yo Mc' Snake!
Mr.Wonderful: Hey all. What's new?
Loudmouthmama: Well you should know you were at the wedding.
Angstkid: Oh wait and how come I wasn't invited to this wedding?
M.O.Pman: Because we were scared that you would do something reckless like …I dunno send a virus to the wedding!!!!!
Angstkid : OH..
M.O.Pman: Anyway I just wanted to tell you that Naruto doing some kind of secret Santa that isn't secret since we know. So expect a gift by tomorrow morning.
Loudmouthmama: So…now what are we suppose to do….
Mr.Wonderful: We could get the authoress of this story to be in the story…
Angstkid: She can come in when ever she wants…. Right now she's probably thinking if this should be a one-shot or make a extra chapter.
Kunoichi[ the authoress signs in
Kunoichi: Hey! Sasuke! Don't do that! If you continue talking you'll give away the surprise within the story. …. Oh screw it….
Angstkid : What? Its not like the readers…..wait… people are reading this. They know of my.. life! They know of my life with Orochimaru!!!1
Kunoichi: Um.. Yeah pretty much…
Angstkid: I think I'll go change my name to Emokid now…
-Angstkid signed off
Kunoichi: EMO KIDS DON'T GET PRESENTS FROM SANTA KAGE!
Loudmouthmama: You believe in Santa Kage?
Kunoichi: Yep ever since he promised me a digital camera last week.
M.O.Pman: You do know that Naruto is Santa Kage, right?
Kunoichi : Of course! But remember whose the authoress of this story?
M.O.Pman: Oh , right! We'll Anko and I could sure use a bigger house…
Kunoichi: OH SWEET HOKAGE YOU GOT HERE PREGNANT!!
Loudmouthmama:….
M.O.Pman:…..
Mr.Wonderful: Eww…. Your pregnant …..Anko…that's….wait….Anko's like my daughter…. KAKASHI I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
-Mr.Wonderful signed off-
M.O.Pman: Oh shi--
-M.O.Pman lost connection-
Loudmouthmama: Oh great, this is what you get when you tell a teenage girl that isn't even a junior in high school that you need a bigger house. Kunoichi…this is your fault…
Kunoichi: No way! This is not my fault! I soooooo had nothing to do with this situation!
Loudmouthmama: Yes you do twit! My husband is going to get killed by a Sannin!! Remember!
Kunoichi: Oh yeah I got to help well, um… I guess I better do it fast since the story is already going of track.
[ So the Kunoichi made an invisible forcefeild around Orochimaru and Kakashi so if they go in a 100 meters near one another they will be pushed away gentle, the only reason why they will be pushed away gently is due to an un named pregnant lady being in their presence , conveniently most of the times. Hmmm, I wonder who could it be…?
Kunoichi: Happy?
Loudmouthmama: ……… Yeah.
Kunoichi : The keys to your mansion will be in your Christmas stocking. Merry Christmas!!
Kunoichi leaves the chat
Loudmouthmama: Wait…. If the authoress fix everything then where are they?
[Hundreds of miles away Kakashi: Leave me alone Orochimaru!
Orochimaru: When you leave my Anko alone!
-Mr.Wonderful timed out-
-Loudmouthmama signed out-
End Of Episode 1
Kunoichi here! Hi folks! Well, as you saw I placed myself in the chat, I did so much damage… any way chapter two will be due out by…next week or sooner! The most chapter s this story, or any of the Online Series will have in chapter s is two or three. After this one I have 3 more ideas, crap I'm running dry on ideas. If you want to share any ideas feel free to give me an email about it.
