Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: This is one of the many ideas I pooped out on Archive Of Our Own. After doing some thinking, I managed to come up with this, using a few other rejected concepts of mine to make this... masterpiece of shit.


Cowboy Lucario had a cowboy hat. The aura sensing, blue colored bipedal dog Pokemon had been training all his life, but for a couple of months, he decided to become a cowboy. And this resonated with several of the Smashers, including the white winged angel boy Pit, who decided to become a very feminine maid, donning the black and white maid uniform with style and grace, all in spite of having a funny face. Lucario was looking over the tallest edge in the wide open canyon that overlooked most of the various mock ups of stages brought from the many different universes that were connected by Super Smash Brothers, the Super Smash Brothers Mansion itself being in the middle and sticking out like a sore thumb as it looked less like a real mansion and more like the Empire State Building. Lucario overlooked this from the cliff he decided to live on, having a small wooden cabin that was attached to the rocky mountain.

"Things seem to be quite good today." Lucario stated as he adjusted his brown cowboy hat, turning to his right to see Pikachu in bandit gear sneaking nearby with an entire pie in his stubby yellow hands. "Pikachu, what are you doing with that pie?"

"Oh, this pie?" Pikachu remarked, holding a humble pumpkin pie that had googly eyes on it. "I stole it from Peach, and now I'm gonna park it!"

"...Park it?" Lucario remarked, placing his hands on his hips.

"Yeah. I don't think the sentence came out as well as I had hoped." Pikachu sighed in disappointment as he left Lucario.

"No, it didn't." Lucario remarked as he turned around to see Pit cleaning up the windows from the outside, with Lucario shaking his head in response. "Pit, you don't have to clean the windows."

"Oh, but I must!" Pit stated as he wiggled his butt at Lucario, donning his maid outfit a bit too well as he giggled, letting out a cute little poot. "I love to serve, and to clean! And to have delicious good with my favorite cowboy!"

"...You are too kind, Pit mah boi." Lucario stated, ignoring the squeaky fart the angel maid let out as he turned around, to see a giant wave of water approaching from the east. "If you excuse me..."

Lucario grabbed a mega stone he had hiding in his cowboy hat and used it to turn into Mega Lucario, still donning his hat with passion as he performed Extreme Speed, going much faster than the speed of light as he approached the wave, charging himself up as he then used Aura Sphere on the wave, using all of his aura to push back the waves, due to the incredible might of his cowboy power.

The waves were shrunken, allowing Lucario to return to his normal state, smirking as he nodded his head.

"And that's what it's all about." Lucario stated as he turned around and started to do a dramatic victory walk, tilting his cowboy hat down as he proudly walked on...

...only to slip on a puddle and land on his back, breaking some bones.

Dry Bowser and Toadette watched from nearby as the bony reptile rolled his eyes while the mushroom girl giggled at this, with the duo deciding to chat with each other as they were just walking around the canyon, with the two dressed up like natives.

"Something up?" Dry Bowser questioned while polishing his dusty bones.

Toadette had her hands on her face. "Oh, I'm just remembering how the princess got sad about her cake being stolen."

"Wah, my cake got stolen!" Peach cried while letting out sloppy farts to go with her bubbly tears, also being in native garb.

Dry Bowser shook his skull in disbelief. "...Why would you bring that up?"

"I don't know..." Toadette murmured while her stomach growled, making her wonder what's for DINNER.