Carne Desire

Mamoru and Usagi were cuddling one cold night when Usagi had a thought that made her blush.

"Mamo-chan...take me!"

"Take you where?"

"Mamo-chan...we're ready!"

"Ready to do what?"

"Mamo-chan...feed my carne desire!"

"You want Mexican food?"

Usagi sighed. "Sure."

"Or...is it something else?"

Usagi grinned. "It's BETTER than Mexican food!"

Mamoru was now drooling. "Is it...What is it?"

"I'M THE DENSE ONE?! YOU'RE A MED STUDENT FIGURE IT OUT!"

"...I don't get it..."

"MAMO-BAKA!!!"