Note: Setting is in a school, everyone's 15.
Chapter One-Crazy Valentine
Sasuke watched Sakura from a distance, she was on a bench alone, her was playfully tugged by the wind. Sasuke walked up to her, "Sakura" Sasuke said, "What is it, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked, looking at him with her jade eyes, "Sakura, I...love..."...
"MR.UCHIHA!!!", Sasuke, opened his eyes to find that he had fallen asleep on his desk in the middle of math class, and Ms.Kurenai Yuuhi was not happy about it. "Huh?" Sasuke asked, drowsily, still half-asleep. He noticed everyone was giggling lightly, especially Sakura, who sat right beside him.
"Don't 'huh' me, Mr.Uchiha!!! Don't fall asleep in my class AGAIN!!! Or you'll find your way to the principal's office!!" Ms.Yuuhi was fuming now, her face was cherry red, and Sasuke stared at her and there was a long pause between the two.
Sasuke looked confused and still half-asleep, "Huh?". "GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MR.UCHIHA!!!!!!!!!! PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!", Ms.Yuuhi screamed at the top of her lungs, ever set a TV's volume to the very top?? Well, this was WAY louder.
"Ms.Tsunade wouldn't approve of me just barging into her office like that" Sasuke said, matter-of-factly, "JUST GET OUT OF MY CLASS!!!!!!!!!!", Sasuke plugged his ears with his fingers, she was right in front of him and her voice could drown out the siren of an ambulance.
"Alright, fine" Sasuke calmly got up and got out, Ms.Yuuhi's face was still a deep shade of red. Very laughable.
Sasuke leaned against the wall of the classroom, bored. Then he spotted from the corner of his eye a hint of yellow. He turned his head and saw Naruto, at the other end of the hall. "Got kicked out of your class, too, huh?" Sasuke asked, "Yup" Naruto replied.
There was a pause, then Naruto asked "What were you dreaming about?", Sasuke immediatly thought 'How the heck does he know that I fell asleep in class? But...I won't worry about that right now', "None of your business" Sasuke said.
Naruto smirked, "Dreaming about Sakura-chan?", Sasuke gulped, "N-no..", "Yeah!! I can hear it in your voice!! You WERE dreaming about her, weren't you?" Naruto said and smiled. Sasuke mumbled a reply and Naruto asked, "WHAAATTT???", Sasuke mumbled his reply a little louder this time, "I still can't hear you!!!", "I SAID 'YES'!!! I WAS DREAMING ABOUT SAKURA!!!".
"Hehe, I knew it was true, y'know, I have Hinata-chan now, so I don't have a crush on her anymore, you can have her" Naruto said, "Just 'cause I was dreaming about her doesn't mean I like her" Sasuke said, "YEAH IT DOES!!! I dream about Hinata EVERY NIGHT!!!", "Huh, yeah, but don't you dream about ramen even more?" Sasuke asked, Naruto glared at Sasuke.
Then the bell rang and class was dismissed, Sasuke walked with Naruto to the cafeteria. "Y'know...Valentine's Day is...only 3 days away...and remember that Lee still likes Sakura" Naruto said, "I'm not getting her a valentine" Sasuke said, Naruto made a confused face, "What, then you'll get one for me?? YOU ARE GONNA GET SAKURA A VALENTINE!!! AND THAT'S FINAL!!!" Naruto shouted, Sasuke flinched, "For a minute you reminded me of Ms.Yuuhi...".
"Why are you so desperate to make me get a valentine for Sakura???" Sasuke asked, "She needs a valentine from SOMEBODY!!! And it just can't be Lee" Naruto explained, Sasuke sighed, "Fine...but I won't like it", "THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!! I'll help you make the BEST VALENTINE EVER!!!" Naruto yelled, smiling.
Later at Sasuke's house...
Sasuke unlocked the door and went in, he dropped his backpack on a table and sat at the table, prepared to do his homework.
The doorbell rang, "What?? Who could be at the door at this hour???" he asked, he opened the door, it was Naruto, "HI!!".
BANG!!!
Sasuke slammed the door in Naruto's face, "Aww, come ON!!! You're such a teme, Sasuke!!! You agreed that I'd help you make the valentine!!" Naruto shouted outside on the veranda(sp?). Sasuke opened the door, "Okay fine, you can come in, only because you're disturbing the peace outside", "Alright, Sasuke!!! It's VALEN-TIME!!!" Naruto yelled.
"But...my homework..." Sasuke said, "Who cares about homework!? Homework's useless...you'll need to spend your time doing something more useful like...making Sakura's valentine!!!" Naruto shouted, "You idiot...I fell asleep in class today...if I don't do my homework, I'll go deaf all thanks to Ms.Yuuhi tomorrow!!".
"But Sasuke...just imagine how sad Sakura's gonna be when she finds out that Lee was the only one that sent her a valentine!!", "Want me to go deaf?", "...Yes".
Sasuke stared at Naruto for a moment, "Fine, let's get to work...", "YES!!! I knew you had it in you!!!" Naruto yelled.
Naruto took his backpack and dumped a truckload of valentine-making materials and utensils onto Sasuke's table.
"Let's make it pink" Naruto said, "Ok", "With lotsa red hearts!!", "Alright", "With glitter!!!", "'Kay", "And a Uchiha symbol made of construction paper!!","WHAT!?" this time it was Sasuke's turn to yell, "What?? People get girlfriends to marry them later on, y'know!!" Naruto shouted.
"N-no way!! No Uchiha symbols!!" Sasuke said, "But PLEEEEASE??? I put a Uzumaki symbol on the valentine I'm giving Hinata", "No way, we're not getting married".
There was a silence and Naruto smiled, "I can just picture Lee's clan symbol on the valentine he's getting her..." he said, Sasuke's eye twitched "Gimme the construction paper!!" he shouted, grabbing the construction paper.
Later...
"There!" Naruto said, Sasuke looked at the valentine, "It's crazy" he said. Naruto had suggested a pop-up valentine card, it had a pop-up the size of a car, which was the huge drawing that Naruto had talently drawn of Sasuke and Sakura kissing.
The cover of the card was literally mounted with glitter and hearts, the back of the card was overloaded with red and pink paper hearts. "hey, Sasuke, look inside the card" Naruto said, Sasuke opened the card, dodging the huge car-sized pop-up and looked in the corner, his eyes turned to the size of dishes.
There in the corner was a teeny-tiny construction paper Uchiha symbol. Sasuke frantically tried to scratch it off, but it stayed. Sasuke glared at Naruto with 5 veins popping on his head, "YOU DID THIS" he said in a deep, scary voice.
"Uh oh" Naruto said and jumped out the window, "YEAH, YOU'D BETTER RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke yelled.
