Okay, this was more of a spur of the moment fan fiction stories. I suggest that you watch Doctor Who to fully understand the song.
Disclaimer:
Me: I need someone good to do this disclaimer for me… Sinead!
Sinead: What do you want? I'm about to figure out who Vesper 4 is!
Me: Disclaimer.
Sinead: Fine. Hopecahill39 does not own me, Exterminate Regenerate, Ian, Even or any other characters that may/may not be in this story.
Me: Sinead, you rock.
Ian POV
Evan.
Stealer of my once thought of future girlfriend.
I hate the bloody fool.
Sometimes all I think of are ingenious ways to destroy him.
But then Sinead yells at me.
Evan walked over to me.
I rolled my eyes and stood up.
"Can you pick a song on the computer for me?"
"Why should I?"
"Because, I can't work well without music."
Fine, I thought.
I got on the computer and found the perfect song.
It was called Exterminate Regenerate by a fan band for Doctor Who.
"I know this song,"
Evan and I began singing along with the lyrics.
(Bold-song italics-Ian's thoughts underlined-Evan's thoughts)
It's been such a long time since I met you back on Skaro
And I'm pretty sure that you know
That not much has changed since then
I don't think we've met…
It doesn't matter how hard you try to remove me
I try so hard to get him away from Amy, but I don't succeed.
I think you willagree
He probably would.
That if one of us dies, then the other will too
If I kill Ian now, Amy would kill me.
I am locked in war with you
I am locked in war with him Exterminate, Regenerate
I thought you always knew our fate
I thought you always knew that I hate your guts.
To just keep fighting on and on
We will fight each other, until the end.
While time keeps turning
The Vespers will keep killing.
Regenerate, Exterminate
And even though we are the same
Why don't you hop into your ship
And leave me burningEven though, as men, we have our contrasts
We're of exactly the same class
And our constant companion is death
Look at you, fashioning people into weapons
You made my girlfriend a weapon against the Vespers.
How can you say that you're better than me?
We both carry the fire, that is set to devour life
We both carry the power to stop the Vespers to hurt my love, Amy, or just hurt her…
We both carry the fire, that has the power to end life
The all powerful serum, Dan knows it.
But what I do with that flame is what separates our types
I would use it to protect her from Evan.
Use it to kill Ian.
If it takes till the end of reality to beat you
Then I'll be sure to meet you, at the exit of the world
Oh I will. Exterminate, Regenerate
You know that it isn't too late
To end what seems impossible
We can stop the Vespers.
And leave time turning
Regenerate, Exterminate
And even though we aren't the same
Why don't you hop into my ship
Stop dating Amy. I won't kill you.
And we can settle this
Fight to the death.
And we can settle this
Fight to the pain.
(Choirs repeat with these lyrics)
And we can settle this, forever
Yeah we can travel time, together
We can settle this, forever
I looked at him.
He looked at me with cold eyes.
We made an agreement.
Whoever survives the upcoming battle with the Vespers will have Amy.
I'm buying some Kevlar.
You like? I hope so!
Interview time!
Me: Hi!
Amy: Um, they sang a song over me?
Me: Yup.
Ian: No!
Evan: We're manlier than that!
Me: Yeah, Evan, because you're sooooooooo manly that you sleep with a unicorn stuffed animal.
Amy: What?
Evan: Uhh…
Ian: (Laughs manically)
Me: Thanks for telling me, Ian.
Evan: (Runs out of room)
Me: So Ian, what'd you think 'bout the story.
Ian: It was… good.
Evan: (points dart gun at hopcahill39)
Me: (Laughs maniacally)
Amy: Why are you laughing?
Me: Evan, shoot me! I dare you!
Evan: (Shoots)
Me: (Good fake faint)
Amy: Evan! How could you?
Evan: I'm sorry, I'm a Vesper Amy.
Me: (gets up, plucks dart out of Kevlar jacket, and throws at Evan)
Evan: (Faint)
Me: Let's go.
