Hey all! Yesterday, I realized that it had been a long time since I had written something, while I was outside. I remembered reading somewhere, that people actually like the LinkXNavi paring, and I decided to write a one-shot about the pairing. But be warned, this is not supposed to be romantic, it's supposed to be humour ( strange humour, but humour all the same), so if you happen to like this paring, I suggest you leave, before I potentially offend you.

Hey! You're still here! I guess that means the some people don't mind me making fun of certain parings. I'll probably be doing a one-shot for every LOZ pairing that isn't yaoi ( how on earth do you pronounce that?). Yup, dear readers, this means I'll even be making fun of my personal favourites ( LinkXMalon, LinkXOC).

Without further ado, the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Zelda, or anything related to it. Trust me, if I did, Fi would say useful things more often.


Today was the day-the day where Link and Navi, the love of his life, would be going on the date that would change everything between them. Tonight, Link would propose to the girl-ahem, sorry-fairy of his dreams. He had been planning this for months, and he knew he was doing the right thing. Navi- as her name suggested- had been his navigator and friend ever since the Great Deku Tree had asked her to watch over him as a young boy.

Link smiled as he fingered the tiny ring he had order a few weeks ago. He was positive that it would fit Navi's tiny finger ( well, technically, we never see her body or fingers- we just see this annoying, floating, ball of light). Link had also chosen the perfect restaurant for their date, it had an outdoors patio and it was famous for its spaghetti and meatballs- Navi's favorite. With a silent prayer to the goddesses, Link headed out to pick up Navi.

Smiling as he reached Navi's tiny leaf hut, Link crouched down and gently tapped on the tree bark doors. " Hello?" Navi called as she flew out the door and nearly into Link's face. " Oh!" She exclaimed, blushing. Well, Link couldn't prove that she was blushing, but he was pretty sure judging from the rosy hue her ball of light was. He chuckled " are you ready?" Navi flew into his adventurers pouch and squeaked " let's go!" from inside.

The two sat down at their patio tale. " It's kind of breeze here" Link commented " it won't blow you away, will it?" Navi picked up her fork made out of toothpicks " It's not too bad, I'll be fine" she responded, taking a tiny bite out of her meatball. She was wrong.

As the night progressed, the breeze turned into a strong wind. It became so windy that Navi was blown into a pile of sauce, and Link, not paying attention, promptly stabbed her with his fork, thinking she was a meatball and stuffed her into his mouth. It wasn't until he heard a weak " Hey! Listen!" and a crunch that he realized his mistake. Quickly spitting her out onto his hand, he began to sniffle at the sight of Navi's broken body. " Nooooooo" he wailed, his eyes watering " I loved you Navi!"

To make matters worse, the strong wind blew her chewed up body onto the floor where she was stepped on by a bustling waitress.

Sorry if you notice any words with missing letters, my keys hate me right now. * glares at 'T' key*

Anyways, what did you guys think? I know that this would never happen in Hyrule, but I was outside when this image popped into my head and I couldn't stop laughing... I have a really weird sense of humour...

Reviews would be most welcome, and feel free to request a pairing. XD Next up will probably be LinkXRuto though.