A/N a little dirty smutty one shot, readers discression is advised. NOT FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18.you have been warned.I wrote this a while back, I mainly thought it was quite funny!

Please tell me what you think, be nice haha. EnjoyI dont own Harry Potter.

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The MAN who lived

"Ah Harry... we meet again" his voice hissed, but in a slow and silky way.

"You won't get away with... Tom!" Harry spat at him.

Harry was tied up in an unknown room on his 18th birthday face to face with sworn enemy, Lord Voldemort.

"Oh... hush hush boy... or should I say man." Voldemort paused.

"I'm not here to kill you today Harry... I know what day it is..."

Harry's body froze.

Voldemort bent close towards Harry's sweaty and bloody face, and whispered.

"It's your birthday, and I'm here to give you a gift."

"What gift do I want from YOU?!"

Voldemort paused, looking at Harry, licking his hips.

" The gift of being...touched!"

With the flick of voldemorts wand, Harry was free. However Harry didn't move, in fact Harry didn't want to move. Voldemort slid his vainy hand down Harry's body, And stopped on his crotch.

Voldemort could feel the heat from Harrys pants, as he grew harder and harder.

Voldemort enjoyed it, looking into Harry's green eyes and smiled.

"Oh... you like that don't you potter?" Voldemort hissed as he swiftly moved so close to Harry that he was practically straddling him.

Voldemort carried on rubbing Harry's bulge. Harry loved it, as much as he hated voldemort, he always thought that the way he used his power was kind of sexy.

Harry's dick was hard now, as he grinded against voldemort hand. He was enjoying it so much he thought he might finish there and then. However voldemort could feel Harry was edging closer.

So he stopped.

Took his hand away, and stepped back.

Voldemort looked at Harry, "The boy who had a massive hard on." Cackled voldemort.

"Harry that was not your gift... this is."

Voldemort dropped his robe. What Harry saw was not what he was expecting.

Voldemort stood there completely naked exposing what looked like a vagina.

"Not what you were expecting... eh? To be honest nor was I. When I was reborn again, while you were standing on my father's grave, I did not grow all the parts I wished... However what I received meant I could still give and feel pleasure. So this potter is you gift... you get to fuck me"

Voldemort threw himself on the floor, and Harry quickly followed.

Harry was on top of the dark Lord, readying himself to fuck him.

Harry pulled down his trousers and pants and held his thick throbbing cock in his hands. He quickly shoved it in voldemort.

He moaned in excitement for Harry!

"Fuck me potter" he hissed.

Harry slid in and out of voldemort's vagina.

As this was Harry's first time he was struggling with his controll and the feel of him inside his enemy.

Harry was thrusting harder and harder

When all of a sudden he could feel his release building up inside him.

He kept going...

Voldemort was in ecstasy but he knew the end was near.

"Fill me with your seed potter!!" the dark lord cried like a mad man.

"I'm gonna... I'm gonna.."

Harry was panting, all of a sudden he felt his body clench up as he came, shooting his hot seamen into a moaning Voldemort.

They both looked at each other both panting.

Harry rolled on his back after a while.

Voldemort looked at Harry, and smiled showing his blackend gums and crooked teeth.

Harry paused a second feeling confused and looked back at the dark Lord.

"you can't get pregnant can You?"

Voldemort smiled even more.

Then with a click of his fingers, he was gone.

Harry still layed there a little out of breath... then he began to realise.

"Oh FUCK"

THE END.