The Quidditch Stands
By: taco queen. A/N: okaysies! This is my first METMA ficcy!!! Well actually it's my first ever ficcy. But oh well. This is about the Quidditch stands. Kinda pointless but...Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing you know who owns it all! *Points to J.K.*
Hi I'm the Quidditch Stands. People don't realize that I have feelings. I sometimes get sick of everyone sitting on me! I don't like butts on my face ok? And yeah I'm talking to you Hagrid. And you Ron, and Hermione and EVERYONE!! It's just not fair. What did I ever do to you? Yeah that's right buddy. You don't have an answer eh? Oh now you're denying it! Oh don't go there dude!
Ow! Get off of me Ginny! Oh yeah you can't hear me because I just turned you deaf! Mwahahahahahahahah! Wait I'm just saying that because I have no magical powers whatsoever! Man I gotta get me some of those. Anyway I'm sick of being sat on. They clean me what every 6 1/4 years! I need to complain to the manager. Later. But people are always spilling food and pumpkin juice on me! The only time I don't mind is when they spill water. Suppose everyone who has his or her butts on me spills water on the same day during the same match? Uh huh now I got you thinkin' well anyway a game is coming up and I'm gonna hide in the Forbidden Forest. Hahahahah!
AuthorsNote: Ummmm please review and no flames please because it's my first ever fic. But you can give me ways to improve it and I'll rewrite it! I know it was really short. Oh and I have a challenge...
1) Must be funny
2) Someone must say "ahhh feel the wrath of I, theChocolate Chip Cookie Master!!!!!"
3) Crabbe has to be singing "LOVE ME DO" by the Beatles.
4) Gilderoy Lockhart must be seen looking in the Mirror of Erised.
5) Harry and Hermione mustn't be in love or dating!
6) There has to be a party in the Slytherin Common Room.
7) Draco Malfoy and Ginny must be going out
8) Someone has to say " Ahhh zis is magnifique!"
9) Mr. Weasley's flying car must be seen or mentioned.
Oh and follow the arrow to the box...
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and fill it out! Once again please no flames I'm new at this.
By: taco queen. A/N: okaysies! This is my first METMA ficcy!!! Well actually it's my first ever ficcy. But oh well. This is about the Quidditch stands. Kinda pointless but...Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing you know who owns it all! *Points to J.K.*
Hi I'm the Quidditch Stands. People don't realize that I have feelings. I sometimes get sick of everyone sitting on me! I don't like butts on my face ok? And yeah I'm talking to you Hagrid. And you Ron, and Hermione and EVERYONE!! It's just not fair. What did I ever do to you? Yeah that's right buddy. You don't have an answer eh? Oh now you're denying it! Oh don't go there dude!
Ow! Get off of me Ginny! Oh yeah you can't hear me because I just turned you deaf! Mwahahahahahahahah! Wait I'm just saying that because I have no magical powers whatsoever! Man I gotta get me some of those. Anyway I'm sick of being sat on. They clean me what every 6 1/4 years! I need to complain to the manager. Later. But people are always spilling food and pumpkin juice on me! The only time I don't mind is when they spill water. Suppose everyone who has his or her butts on me spills water on the same day during the same match? Uh huh now I got you thinkin' well anyway a game is coming up and I'm gonna hide in the Forbidden Forest. Hahahahah!
AuthorsNote: Ummmm please review and no flames please because it's my first ever fic. But you can give me ways to improve it and I'll rewrite it! I know it was really short. Oh and I have a challenge...
1) Must be funny
2) Someone must say "ahhh feel the wrath of I, theChocolate Chip Cookie Master!!!!!"
3) Crabbe has to be singing "LOVE ME DO" by the Beatles.
4) Gilderoy Lockhart must be seen looking in the Mirror of Erised.
5) Harry and Hermione mustn't be in love or dating!
6) There has to be a party in the Slytherin Common Room.
7) Draco Malfoy and Ginny must be going out
8) Someone has to say " Ahhh zis is magnifique!"
9) Mr. Weasley's flying car must be seen or mentioned.
Oh and follow the arrow to the box...
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and fill it out! Once again please no flames I'm new at this.
