If Karkat were gay

John- if you were gay.

Karkat- WHAT THE FUCK IS 'GAY'?

John- That'd be okay.

Karkat- I'M SERIOUS JOHN?

John- I mean cause hey, I'd like you anyway.

Karkat- I HATE YOU JOHN!

John- Because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay, but I'm not homo.

Karkat- YES YOU ARE! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

John- if you were queer.

Karkat- WHAT THE ACUTUAL FUCK?

John- I'd still be here. Year after year.

Karkat- FUCK OFF JOHN!

John- Because your dear to me.

Karkat- I HATE YOU!

John- And I know that you. Would accept me too.

Karkat- I WOULD?

John- If I told you today, 'hey guess what I'm gay' but I'm not homo.

Karkat- DAVE SAID YOUR HOMO, WHATEVER THAT IS!

John- I'm happy just being with you.

Karkat- I REALLY HATE YOU FUCKASS!

John- So what should it matter to me, what you do in bed with trolls.

Karkat- JOHN, THAT'S PRIVATE YOU NOOKSUCKER!

John- if you were gay, id shout hooray.

Karkat- SHUT THE FUCK UP! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!

John- And here id stay, but I wouldn't get in your way.

Karkat- FUCK OFF YOU FUCKASS!

John- You can count on me to always be, beside you everyday,

Karkat- I HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS FROM NOW ON?

John- to tell you its okay, you were just born that way. And as they say its in your DNA. Your gay.

Karkat- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 'GAY' IS?

John- if you were gay!

Karkat- DIE FUCK ASS!