If Karkat were gay
John- if you were gay.
Karkat- WHAT THE FUCK IS 'GAY'?
John- That'd be okay.
Karkat- I'M SERIOUS JOHN?
John- I mean cause hey, I'd like you anyway.
Karkat- I HATE YOU JOHN!
John- Because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay, but I'm not homo.
Karkat- YES YOU ARE! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
John- if you were queer.
Karkat- WHAT THE ACUTUAL FUCK?
John- I'd still be here. Year after year.
Karkat- FUCK OFF JOHN!
John- Because your dear to me.
Karkat- I HATE YOU!
John- And I know that you. Would accept me too.
Karkat- I WOULD?
John- If I told you today, 'hey guess what I'm gay' but I'm not homo.
Karkat- DAVE SAID YOUR HOMO, WHATEVER THAT IS!
John- I'm happy just being with you.
Karkat- I REALLY HATE YOU FUCKASS!
John- So what should it matter to me, what you do in bed with trolls.
Karkat- JOHN, THAT'S PRIVATE YOU NOOKSUCKER!
John- if you were gay, id shout hooray.
Karkat- SHUT THE FUCK UP! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
John- And here id stay, but I wouldn't get in your way.
Karkat- FUCK OFF YOU FUCKASS!
John- You can count on me to always be, beside you everyday,
Karkat- I HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS FROM NOW ON?
John- to tell you its okay, you were just born that way. And as they say its in your DNA. Your gay.
Karkat- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 'GAY' IS?
John- if you were gay!
Karkat- DIE FUCK ASS!
