Neo Suburban Stupid/Parking Woods:
episode 1-1: things are back and NEW!
Danson and Todd were friends still, but they were split up for a short time because of something mysterious going on and they were having some minor problems exaggerated to fuick.
''Dude, you're a really cool dude!'' Danson said and they were both walking to Todd's place, who was sharing with somebody else and both of them were in a happy mood and they went into the living room, when all of sudden there was no table and Warren was standing in the middle of it. ''Why are you even there?'' Todd asked and then the liar bitch told Todd ''Your best friend stol that table and I have some epic proof!''
The two cool friends were fustrated at this whole thing and they started blaming some random people including Steven, who doesn't go to Todd's house and who's not that much of a friend. ''Anyways, here's the real proof!'' Warren shouted and he put in the disc. ''Why is your hair a different colour?'' Danson asked, since he had an awesome eye and then the DVD went on and there was some footage of a guy with short-ish straight hair with Danson's colour and it was being dragged out of the house and towards somewhere else. ''Wait, I don't remember doing that.'' Danson said.
Danson and Todd were havin' some kind of fight with some insults and then they left to their own crap and shit happened. ''Man, I wish Todd knew what I was up to.'' he said and then he jogged home, feeling really down since he wanted to know who did that deed and then he went into his apartment about 20 minutes to talk to Marsh to help him find out. ''Uh, Danson? What happened to you, man?'' Marsh asked, while trying to play some skate 4 on the Xbox One. ''I got duped by somebody else and Todd's accusing me of stealing a table!'' Danson shouted, kicking a vase.
Meanwhile, Hilda was awake like hell and she was moving around at the speed of a slow bike with the overload of coffee. ''Come on, Hilda. Cool your jets, bro.'' Steven shouted and then he was drinking some tea like he was a edgy man. ''How else am I supossed to kick the coffee energy?'' She asked him and he had only one answer with him. ''Go on a short run because that's all of the advice that I have.'' he said, with a dull voice and then she went out.
D and M were at their apartment and they were going to do some stuff together to cheer them up and he was on his way to their place. ''Damn, this traffic isn't making it any better.'' he said, while calling on his phone. ''Be right there, guys. I'm gonna knock.'' and then Danson's phone turned off and they were bored as hell again. ''What do we do, dude?'' Marsh asked D-son and he was trying to make some arts and craft with the kitchen STUFF and some random rubber bands that weren't DANGEROUSLY DUMB. ''Srsly, YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO!'' Danson yelled, getting tired of it.
Episode 1-2 is coming soon and it's pretty cool as well, but short-ish and new episodes come every other day now!
