"Hello ladies and gentle-"
"HEY! I WANNA INTRODUCE THE CONTESTENTS! SO GIMME THE MIKE!" Ben cut in.
"You can have the mike tommorow! Today is Bek's day! And I'm pretty sure I'm Bek, not you..."
"NO WAY! I'M BEK! You don't even look like a Bek...LET ALONE THE BEK!"
"But...YOUR BEN! I'M BEK!"
"NOPE!"
"YEA I AM!"
"NO WAY! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO BOTH BE THE SAME BEK!"
"IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
"So you agree? Well it's settled I must be the one and only Bek!"
"What...? NO! I'M THE ONE AND ONLY BEK! YOU'RE BEN! SO I AM KEEPING THE FREAKING MIKE!"
"Soooooooooooooooo...what I'm hearing is...you're Ben, AND I'M BEK! GOOD IT'S SETTLED THE MIKE IS MINE! XD?"
"FINE YOU'RE BEK! BUT IT'S BEN'S TURN ON THE MICROPHONE TODAY, and if you're Bek, I'm Ben!"
"YAY IT'S MY TURN! I'M BEN! YOUR BEK! AND IT'S MY TURN!"
"This isn't even worth it, just take the damn microphone already," Bek sighed in defeat as he handed the oh-so-treasured microphone to his twin. Ben smiled striking a goofy pose in his victory. "Hello fellow summoners! I'm Ben, and this here is Bek, my wonderful co-host. We bring to you today a day that will forever be remembered in history as the best day ever; THE DAY NOXUS SHORES BEGAN! So allow me to introduce the contestants you will soon grow very, very fond-or loathsome-of!"
"May I introduce to you the once-beautiful, yet still um...stunning? Cassieopea! First Daughter of the grand general of Noxus!" Ben beamed. Soon after a a half-woman-half-snake..erm..thing?Slithered on to the stage. "Who are you calling, 'once-beautiful'?'" the woman-snake questioned with a large amount of venom. Metaphorical venom BTW. Not the real stuff, although I see how you could have been confused.
"Now second up to the plate, you know him, ladies you love him, men you envy him, and to all of those who have ever met him, you want to strangle him! Give a big round of applause to the maginificent, glorious DRAVEN!" A tall, tan, and muscular man trotted across the stage. "It isn't Draven! IT'S DRAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN!" The man smirked as he juggled his axes and then blew kisses to the ladies in the crowd.
"Now! Marvel in awe and cower in your seats at the glorificus han-"
"HEY! I don't need some damn fru-fru introduction! Name's Darius, I'm The Freaking Hand of Noxus! And if you look at me wrong I will remove your head from your shoulders!" The tall, buff man-who looked a bit like Draven-grumbled, his armor heavy shifting up and down as he walked to stand next to his brother.
"You've met her sister! You've probably heard of her father! I present to you...the beautiful, yet deadly, Katarina Du Couteau!" Ben gestured at the stunningly-beautiful red-head that entered the room. She pierced the souls of the crowds before her with her seemingly-glowing green eyes. Then Katarina made her way over to her sister, Cassieopea, almost immeditaley afterwards the two started bickering.
"Erm," Ben said trying to ignore the death-glares from Darius, and the impending fist fight that was about to break out between the Du Couteau sisters, "Next up is the brilliant, stragetic mind we all know as the new grand general of Noxus, Jericho Swain and his faithful..um...bird?" Swain hobbled over to stand next to Ben, his 'raven' eyeing the nervous host. "Her name is Beatrice."
"GIVE IT UP FOR THE HULK OF ALL CHAMPIONS! MUNDO! HE GOES WHERE HE PLEASES, AND WHERE HE PLEASES IS WHERE HE PLEASES!" A giant purple monstrosity lumbered up to the stage, staring blankly at the crowd, scratching his neck and then turning around. "MUNDO!" the purple 'man' roared!
"Her journey was one of redemption! Her journey was tough brutal, and without destination! Her journey has brought her many places, but today, ladies and gentlemen her journey brings her here, to The Shores Of Noxus. I present to you...drumroll please..RIVEN! THE ALBINO WITH A HEART!" Riven walked straight ahead stood, looked towards the crowd, and bowed her head.
"Well..um that was strange anyway..next up is Leblanc! This rose has thorns! Which is actually quite fair considering she is the Matron of the Black Rose." Leblanc-or should i say Leblancs-walked up and stood in front of the crowd, pulling a rose out of no where and then throwing it into the masses of people. "It's all just smoke and mirrors, I assure you."
"She was shunned by her people! Shunned by her family! Shunned by her sister! Kicked out of her only known home! I GIVE YOU MORGANNA! THE FALLEN ANGEL..AND AMAZING CHEF!" Morganna flew in, eating a ominously purple muffin, "What? I bake sometimes..."
"UGHH THIS IS GETTING BORING! Anyway blahblahblah...here's Talon! He's an assassin!" Talon, a man clad in purple, walked onto the stage, glaring at Ben for such a shoddy introduction.
"NOW LETS SEE! HURMPHH! SO MANY FREAKING PEOPLE LEFT! WELL THEY ARE ALL UGLY ABOMINATIONS! SION, URGOT, WARWICK, VLADIMIR, AND SINGED!" Three horrid man-beasts composed of animal fur and rotting flesh fumbled onto stage. They were soon followed by a young blonde-haired vampire, and a man covered in bandages. "HEY! SURE SINGED IS A LITTLE FUGLY, BUT WE AREN'T GROSS MONSTERS DAMMIT LIKE THOSE GUYS DAMMIT!" Vlad protested as he gestured to him and Singed and then to the actual monsters.
"Whatever! ANYWAY! Commerical break!"
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