Are you smarter than Naruto
Authors Note/Disclaimer: This story is based off the Television show Are you smarter than a Fifth grader, which By the way I don't own. And I don't own Naruto either. (
I did change the rules so don't take it against me if you happen to watch it.
Host: Hello and welcome to are you smarter than Naruto. Who do you have to be smarter than you may ask. I bet you haven't seen him on this show it is Naruto! (Seriously I have never seen him before.) Okay who is the first lucky person to be on the show? It is Monkey-Kun! So let's start off the show. But first this is how it works you choose a category and the level of difficulty, easiest is Naruto ranking, second easiest is peanut brain, second hardest is retarded monkey butt and the hardest is retard.
Host: Okay Monkey-Kun which category do you choose?
Monkey-Kun: I choose math for peanut brain.
Host: Here is the question what is, 10x10?
Monkey-Kun: 27… or more?
Naruto: It's a hundred, believe it!
Host: That is right Naruto but Monkey-Kun, you used one of your three saves.
Monkey-Kun: Now I'll choose, jutsus for Naruto Ranking.
Host: The question for that is… what is Naruto's most used jutsu?
Monkey-Kun: Hmm… I know, the retard jutsu!
Host: Sorry but that is wrong.
Naruto: The answer is Shadow Clone jutsu.
Host: Yes Naruto that is right. Monkey-Kun you now only have one save left. What is you next question?
Monkey-Kun: I'll choose Characters for retard.
Host: The question is who has a crush on Naruto?
Monkey-Kun: I know this one, the answer is Sasuke.
Host: … No that is wrong. If Naruto gets this right then Monkey-Kun is disqualified!
Sasuke: Hey I'm in the audience don't make me go down their and kill you Monkey-Kun!
Naruto: The answer is Sasuke pet Log!
Host: Naruto you are wrong, so monkey-kun is still alive. What will you choose next.
Monkey-Kun: Spelling for retarded monkey butt.
Host: How do you spell Ramen?
Monkey-Kun: D E R F, which is how you spell Ramen.
Naruto: Actually it is spelt R A M E N. And then you put it in a bowl and slurp in up then ask for seconds and thirds until your dead you ate so Ramen is Ramen-a-full-ified.
Host: Naruto spelt it right so Monkey-Kun do you have something to say to the world?
Monkey-Kun: I am not smarter than Naruto. (
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