Are you smarter than Naruto

Authors Note/Disclaimer: This story is based off the Television show Are you smarter than a Fifth grader, which By the way I don't own. And I don't own Naruto either. (

I did change the rules so don't take it against me if you happen to watch it.

Host: Hello and welcome to are you smarter than Naruto. Who do you have to be smarter than you may ask. I bet you haven't seen him on this show it is Naruto! (Seriously I have never seen him before.) Okay who is the first lucky person to be on the show? It is Monkey-Kun! So let's start off the show. But first this is how it works you choose a category and the level of difficulty, easiest is Naruto ranking, second easiest is peanut brain, second hardest is retarded monkey butt and the hardest is retard.

Host: Okay Monkey-Kun which category do you choose?

Monkey-Kun: I choose math for peanut brain.

Host: Here is the question what is, 10x10?

Monkey-Kun: 27… or more?

Naruto: It's a hundred, believe it!

Host: That is right Naruto but Monkey-Kun, you used one of your three saves.

Monkey-Kun: Now I'll choose, jutsus for Naruto Ranking.

Host: The question for that is… what is Naruto's most used jutsu?

Monkey-Kun: Hmm… I know, the retard jutsu!

Host: Sorry but that is wrong.

Naruto: The answer is Shadow Clone jutsu.

Host: Yes Naruto that is right. Monkey-Kun you now only have one save left. What is you next question?

Monkey-Kun: I'll choose Characters for retard.

Host: The question is who has a crush on Naruto?

Monkey-Kun: I know this one, the answer is Sasuke.

Host: … No that is wrong. If Naruto gets this right then Monkey-Kun is disqualified!

Sasuke: Hey I'm in the audience don't make me go down their and kill you Monkey-Kun!

Naruto: The answer is Sasuke pet Log!

Host: Naruto you are wrong, so monkey-kun is still alive. What will you choose next.

Monkey-Kun: Spelling for retarded monkey butt.

Host: How do you spell Ramen?

Monkey-Kun: D E R F, which is how you spell Ramen.

Naruto: Actually it is spelt R A M E N. And then you put it in a bowl and slurp in up then ask for seconds and thirds until your dead you ate so Ramen is Ramen-a-full-ified.

Host: Naruto spelt it right so Monkey-Kun do you have something to say to the world?

Monkey-Kun: I am not smarter than Naruto. (

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