By gilmoregirl1979
Rating: PG-13, don't want the young ones to get any ideas….
Hi! this is your friendly Disclaimer: I own nothing Gilmore!!! (except season one DVD…HAPPY!!!) No Harm, No Sue!!! nore do I own the song that I'm parodying (is that a word??)
Summary: In the Grand Tradition of "Oh the X Came Back"; Jason angst, An intimate look at what makes CRAZY STALKER MAN tick. SCARY! Take a look you know, you wanna!!
A/N: This is a song parody of "I can't say No!" from Oklahoma, the muscial, in case you need the melody to make it an easier read….too bad I can't put up a .wav, huh?
My random thoughts: Jason Stiles in a muscial number, FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!Dedicated to: Shouhei, my buddy who lets me vent about all of Lorelai's stupid Xs, and anything Gilmore really!
and also to kieyra, cause she gave me the bathrobe idea...with the story the Unexpected (which is really good go check out!!read THIS first,... then check out!!!)
R/R: PLEASE, I like to better myself. To quote The Princess Bride,
"...Remember this is for posterity, ... so be honest."
I'm Just A Boy Who Can't Take No
It's not so much a question of the havoc I will make,
I will be a pain in the ass till the end.
I want to be with Lorelai; my resovle will not break
I will not accept "let's just be friends"
I know I shouldn't have an obsessive fit
But when I see her with someone else, I forget.
Insert Crazy Eyes
I'm just a boy who can't take No
I'm a Stalker by trade
I insist I will not Go
Because I no longer get paid
When another guy tries to kiss MY GIRL
I really wanna to give his face a smack
Even when she says "it's over now"
I still believe I that can win her BACK!!
I'm just a fool In love you know
Without her I can't think straight
Lorelai's my ideal MATE
Why can't she see that it's FATE
I can't Take NO!
What you goin' to do when I call 100 times, attempt stupid rhymes?
What you goin' to do?
Supposin' 'I drop that pesky law suit, we give the past the boot?
What you goin' to do?
Supposin' I hide in your room all night,
In just a bathrobe tied;
What you gonna do 'cause I love you, Lorelai!
Let's give it another try?
I'm just a boy who can't take No
I'm used to gettin' my way
Goin' after the boss'daughter, I know
But I needed a good lay
Everyone seems to think I'm Crazy
Where'd they get an idea like THAT
Just because when I see them now
I want to bludgeon him with a BAT
SO, I wanna murder her new beau?
I can't believe she's with Duke
Seeing 'em together, I puke
Dear God please say it's a Fluke
I can't take No!
Please be specfic, with R/R
name one at least specific thing you like please!!! Hence the Rant option bellow.
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