This is my second Tekken fic. It has (deep breath) Jin, Miharu, Kazuya, Heihachi and Craig bashing (pants). Don't get me wrong, I like all of those characters (except Marduk) but it's just fun. Enjoy!

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"Thank you all for coming…" began Ling Xiaoyu, addressing the assembled Tekken fighters.

"Hey, no problem kid," said Craig Marduk, resident jackass. Her eyes narrowed. In a deathly calm voice, she said:

"Don't call me kid."

Proving that he did, in fact, only have the one brain cell, Marduk replied, "Oh yeah? What are you gonna do, KID?"

Panda threw Ling a glance, but she shook her head. She slowly walked up to the overgrown fighter, smiling sweetly, hands behind her back.

"Just this." There was a blur, then a cloud of dust started up. When it cleared, the huge man was sprawled on the ground, a look of immense pain on his unconscious face. The others winced and took a step backwards.

"AS I WAS SAYING, I've called you all here due to the way you all treat me. I am just as good a fighter as the rest of you and deserve to be treated as such."

Everyone turned to Miharu Hirano and Jin Kazama (her best friend and boyfriend) to straighten this out.

"Xiao, calm down."

"Yeah Ling Ling, no need to go hyper, otherwise Lei might have to bust a cap."

Her head seemed to swivel 180 degrees to turn to face them.

"So, trying to pacify me huh?! Think I'm over reacting, huh?! Trying to shut me up huh?! Well, you don't fool me!"

Their faces twisted into confused expressions.

"Wha…?"

Her voice lowered again.

"Thought I wouldn't notice, huh? My best friend and my boyfriend?"

They were sweating now. "Xiao…"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" she practically shrieked. "I saw you two sucking face the other day!" She then nodded to Panda. The bear stood up, walked over to the ex friends and, picking them up easily, threw them out of the window of the twenty story building. Ling walked over to the shattered remains.

"And Miharu, you're fired!"

All the rest but Kazuya sweat-dropped, who leant over to whisper in is father's ear.

"Did she just throw my son out the window? Jeez, what you think is wrong with that kid?" He never heard the answer. Upon seeing Xiaoyu's gaze, he decided it'd be a lot less painful if he just threw himself out of the window. Besides, he could fly…

Out of nowhere, Ling suddenly produced a riding crop. "From now on, you shall all refer to me as ma'am. Understand?"

There was a chorus of "yes" from all but one. "I shan't stand for this!" bellowed Heihachi. "I'm not afraid of you, kid. I have a bear bodyguard too! Kuma, go!"

Kuma started, but then glanced at Panda. The look on her face clearly stated: One more step and SOMEONE won't be getting any tonight. Kuma stopped, turned, then lifted up Heihachi.

The old man became the fifth person to go out of the window.

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Heh, gotta love that kid…

*Hears pistol being cocked*

Uh oh, gotta go!

*Runs away*

*Runs back*

R and R!

*Runs again*