No Puppyshipping!

Summery: Okay 'fan girls' let me, Kaiba, explain something simple to you. No puppyshipping!SxJ

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh

Greg: Random. I saw this vid that Kitten sent me, but it was puzzleshiping. I'm just changing it a bit though. Haha. Enjoy!


Seto Kaiba, multi-millionaire and CEO of Kaiba corp walked into the hallway of Kaiba Corp, only to be pushed up against his office door by the massive group of fan girls and reporters.

"Mr. Kaiba! Is it true that you and Jonouchi are having a relationship?" one said, and Kabia glared death rays at him.

"Listen to me! All of you!" he growled. "Me and Jou cannot be in a relationship because he is a mut and collects guy times girl magazines! Ask Yugi! He borrows them!"

"Hey!" Yugi shrieked from the background.

"Ahem. Yes, anyway. I run a multi-million yen company also, so I wouldn't even have time for him if I did have a relations ship! And plus! We are enemies damn it! Get it through your heads! Watch and pay attention to the show! Even Mokuba tried to kill him in the Manga!" he smirked evilly at the shell-shocked crowd. "So yes. No puppyshipping here!"

With that, Kaiba turned and re-entered his office as everyone left but a lone puppyshipping fan girl who stared at the door letting it all sink in. She blinked when she heard a noise, pressing her ear to the door she giggled:

"Thin dey fell for it?"

"Yes, of course, Pup. Who wouldn't believe me?"

"I woudn't."

"Well, that is you."

"What dat suppose ta mean?"

"Shut up, pup, and get over here and give me a kiss for a job well done."

She giggled again, knowing yes, puppyshipping will go on.


Greg: IP okay, dumb I know, huh? Hn, I tried. XD

I didn't want to do romance this round, but this snuck its way into my brain. Maybe next round. Review please.