Title: Heist
Title: Heist
Characters/Pairings: Schuldig, Nagi, Crawford
Team: Schwarz
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Bad Taste
Some of Schuldig's favourite venues were museums. Ignorant "expertise", bewilderment, disgust, wonder. Sometimes, people understood what they talked about. These were the ones he listened to; they led him to the good stuff.
Also, many of the pictures were pretty.
Many were not. He swiveled into the modern collection like he owned it, like he was a more interesting piece than the splatteriest of crap gracing the walls.
"Are you finished?" Nagi, Ever-Bored. Good assassin name.
"Which one?" Crawford asked.
Schuldig told him.
"Oh?"
Later, bored of it, Schuldig returned The Scream to the museum like he expected a refund.
