A Tiny Problem
Yup, I am a brand new writer here (yayz happy first fic to meez!). I figured I'd kick it off with a chibi fic because I am having a sugar rush and chibis are just so adorable!If any reviewers want to be in the story later on, just say so and include your nickname (like mine: Arch), if you are a boy or girl, and if you want to be a chibi or a caretaker ( or whatever you call a person who is helping me (Jade) take care of the chibis lol).
Yugi: obsidianarcher doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Kay, here's the story:
Chapter 1: Yamis Can't Cook
Yugi, Joey, Jade, Yami, Bakura, and Ryou were searching through Jade's library to find information on Egyptian shapeshifting spells for school (Author's note: Yugi, Joey, and Ryou decided to try their hand at magic, Mahad was trying to teach them... poor guy).
"Ummmm... please try to be careful, Joey, my scrolls still have curses on them. Watch out and cast that spell I taught you before you open them." warned Jade
"Oh, lighten up, Jay-d, you gots nuthin ta worry about." said Joey.
"I will not lighten up. A warlock broke in here once and got turned into a duck. And I told you never to call me J-BAKURA!"
"What?" he asked innocently.
"Don't you 'what' me! YOU TURNED YAMI INTO A PIG!" shouted Jade.
"No, I didn't."
"Then what is he?" Jade asked in a surprisingly calm voice.
"He is clearly a boar." said Bakura matter-of-factly.
"I don't care what he is, change him back!"
"OINK."
"Fine... but it suited him." With a few glowing runes and several tiny flashes of blue light, Yami was back.
"Bakura, when I get my hands on you..." Yami growled.
"Excuse me, but Jade let us come and look up things in her house. We are guests and the least we could do is behave." said Ryou.
"Ryou has a point, guys. Hey, Bakura, why don't you and Yami go help Jade with snacks?" Yugi suggested.
"Alright..." the two Egyptians grumbled.
~ 15 minutes later ~
Yami, Jade, and Bakura were standing in a complete mess of flour, eggs, and dough. Yami was busily mixing a bowl of something while Bakura was looking at recipes and muttering about how dumb chicken salad sounded. Jade was trying to make a fruit salad while avoiding her pet gryphon Arrow, who was literally bouncing off the walls after he found the chocolate.
"Jade, is the apple pie supposed to be neon pink?" asked Yami.
"No, you idiot Pharaoh, it is supposed to be red, like an apple, obviously." said Bakura.
"Neither of you have ever cooked anything in the world, have you? Apple pie is supposed to be a tannish color! How in the world did you get purple?" asked Jade
"I have no idea, the mixer started talking and said I needed a cup of chopped moonflower bloom!" said Yami.
Bakura laughed. "Hahaha, Pharaoh, I think you have finally lost your mind! So what was this...er...mixer's name?"
"MY NAME IS ELLEN! WATCH IT, THIEF!" shouted a voice.
"What did you do to make it do to make it so angry, Bakura?" asked Jade.
"AND DON'T EXPECT ME TO MIX ANYTHING ELSE TODAY WITHOUT POISONING IT!" yelled the rather annoying voice.
"Okay, seriously, WHAT did you do?" asked Jade.
"I may or may not have tried to blend bubble gum and glue..." the thief trailed off.
Jade sighed. "Great, well now we have to go explain to everyone why we can't have snacks."
~ In the Library ~
Standing in the doorway with Bakura and Yami right behind her, Jade cleared her throat. "Sorry everyone, but my mixer is making death threats and-"
"Uh, Jade, mah scrolly thingy is smoking..." Jaey said. You could hear the panic in his voice.
The world exploded in a flash of blinding white light.
So how was that? I would appreciate any and all reviews, and if you want to join the story, let me know!
Thanks,
Arch
