Conflictiagted101-Hi everyone, so all of my friends are fanfic crazy so I thought I give it a shot at writing one. I know it may not make sense now but it will...in time.
Ikuto- I'm not in this story am I?
Amu- You hit her on the head with a baseball bat! Do you think she would put you in the story?
Ikuto- Maybe...well...did you?
Conflictiagted101-Ugh, just read the story!
Ikuto- Wait, you can't read this crap yet.
Conflictiagted101-Hey I worked hard on this and it's the first one I've ever made an-
Ikuto-Excuses, excuses
Amu- Why can't we read the story.
Ikuto-...I am surrounded by Idiots. Do the disclaimer.
Conflictiagted101-Oh yeah, whoops.
Ikuto-*Whacks her in the head with a bat again*
Amu-Iktuo, be nice. Conflictiagted101 doesn't own Shugo Chara.
Chapter 1-An Odd Dream
Amu's POV
"Moo, moo, moo!" Amu heard the chanting not far away from where she stood. Suddenly a breeze caused her hair to flow to the left of her waist. A few seconds later her Pervy Sense could feel the eyes of a man looking at her. She turned her head around to see who was staring at her and was surprised to meet the gaze of a purple cow. 'Okay, I'm going mental,' she thought to herself. In front of me is a purple cow. A purple cow. A purple cow. After about 30 seconds of repeating this in her head she noticed his feet, er, hoofs. They seemed to glisten in the harsh sunlight of wherever she was. It looked like he had black diamonds attached to his legs. "Erm," she started to say her gaze fixated on his hoofs. "Hi. Who and what are you?"
"I'm whoever you want me to be baby," he told her with a wink. 'Great, I'm being hit on by a cow, er, bull. What gender was that thing anyway? She pondered this thought for a while until she noticed the 'thing that goes moo' start to laugh.
"What's so funny?" she demanded in a pissed off tone. This was because she was indeed pissed off, at a certain animal for three reasons; one: because he was laughing at her, two: because he had tried to hit on her, three: because she had no idea what gender this thing was. Alas if only she had paid attention in science class when they had been discussing mammals and birds and the similarities and differences. But, as her friend Rima had put it, "I won't be a vet so why must I learn this crap." Ah Rima, you have such a blunt way of putting things. But back to the stupid cow who was now clutching his thighs in pain due to how hard he was laughing. "UGH WHAT IS IT!" I screamed in frustration.
"You," he started to say between fits of laughter. "You won't stop staring at my hooves. Wonder why? Do you just like what you see?" he snorted at this and went back to laughing. Even if I had been spacing out there like an idiot, I still didn't think it was THAT funny. A witty comment was definitely called for in a situation like this.
"No, the only thing I see is an enormous, fat, purple steak cooked to medium rare." I smirked, that had shut him up. Now he just stood there looking shocked...and scared. "Wait, I didn't mean to-" but before I could finish my sentence he was gone. In a puff of smoke, where they once stood a slaphappy, weird, purple cow, there was now a huge, tasty looking steak. I immediately felt awful as if I had turned him into that steak. But I couldn't have, could I? Then right on cue I heard a voice.
Ikuto-...
Amu-...
Conflictiagted101-Well...watcha think?
Ikuto-It sucks bad.
Conflictiagted101-HEY! You could have said that in a nicer way.
Amu-It was really random and confusing...or was it.
Conflictiagted101-*sigh* maybe fanfic just isn't my thing...NO! I will not give up before I have even posted chapter 2.
Amu-...You ate some chocolate before you wrote this, didn't you?
Conflictiagted101-*Hides chocolate* Nooooooo, what gave you that idea.
Amu-Because you're high on chocolate.
Ikuto-*Sigh* Just Read and Review so we'll get to some AMUTO fluff soon
