A Little Pinch of Evil
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Disney's movie, Lilo and Stitch. I'm just a fan- no copyright infringement intended.
Chapter One: The Sweet Smell of Divorce
Seven Years Prior to the Creation of 626 on Planet Kweltikwan:
All he could do was sit and look at her oversized pumpkin-shaped head full of gelatinous fat. Her four eyes resembled tightly expanding boils on the backside of an obese geriatric mental patient. Her breath more rancid than that of the stench of a million discarded waste filled diapers, and to top it all off he thought the dress she was wearing made her look fat… Basically he had nothing good to say about her.
The evil doctor's heart could never have been filled with more joy that the sight of her finally sighing the divorce papers. There she was tightly grasping the pen with her fat sausage like fingers, and finding ways to make the letters that formed her name with the thought power of her pea-sized brain. With the last letter in place she dropped the pen and it was final. At last he was free!
" At last I can be spending time with real man instead of idiot scientist husband." She said with a smug look on her face as she gracefully dropped the pen on the table. " Now you can be spending more time alone in smelly laboratory with gerbil who wears ugly red cape."
" Is better than spending time with forever nagging ex- wife. Jumba would rather stick head in propeller of engine of space ship than be giving ex-wife another foot massage." Said the evil genius as he started on his way towards the exit, knowing that this may very well be the last time he would have to lay his four eyes on her.
Both ex- spouses walked out the cold hard door of that federal building into their own separate lives. Dr. Jumba Jookiba, evil genius scientist walked out the door into the hovercraft of his old business partner Jaques Von Hamsterveil. While Jumba's newly divorced wife, Kira walked into the stretch limo hovercraft of her new love interest and future husband to be, Glomo Zuniga. Jumba went on to live a life of evil creations, jail time and a life of exultation on earth with a cross-dressing green space noodle, while Kira went on to a slightly different future.
The Kweltikwanina businessman known as, Glomo was the wealthiest man on the entire planet. He had gained his fortune selling ski masks with four eyeholes to the Kweltikwan people. Since the entire planet was a vast wasteland of snow and ice, the people were grateful for his creation and therefore purchased the product. He and Kira had fallen in love and had been unable to begin a relationship due to Kira's loveless marriage to Jumba, but with this marriage being recently expired, the two were given their chance…
