HERE COMEs THE PAIN

Spongebob was heartbroken after receiving terrible news about his boyfriend, Mr. Krabs. The two had been dating for the last 8 months and enjoyed great intercourse with large amounts of fun. But, when Mr. Krabs died, Spongebob was left alone in the middle of a sea of heartbreak and inconceivable tragedy! Spongebob was horrified about the impending possibility of extraordinary doom facing him down the road of misery and regret. And he walked, and limped, and crawled along the road of misery to the Land of Grief, in the clouds of heaven.

He died of a broken heart, that lovely Spongebob, survived by Squidward and Gary. When Spongebob died after hearing about Mr. Krabs' death, Squidward was thrilled and decided to hold a giant party that the entire city was invited to. Out of the 750 000 invitations sent, 90 000 fish showed up at the Easter Island head of glory called Squidward's house. At the party, there was all kinds of, nautical nosense. The grim atmosphere of a funeral? Never! It was all nonsense and horrible, meanspirited fish dancing like prostitutes on a strict diet of meth and crackers. Much to the horror of God, looking up from the sky, the fish began a series of heavy pettings, followed by destructive intercourse repeated infinitively till the floors of Squidward's Easter head became filled with mysterious white gunk.

God, now mortified, called his lieutenant, Neptune, and told him to destroy the party. Neptune did, by hurling fists of lightning and tears at the perverted fish until they drowned and burned then drowned again. Oh, the screams that filled the home! Oh, they could be heard throughout the Pacific Ocean, thanks to the mysterious echo chamber that is the Ocean. The fish of the Pacific rallied to Neptune, and they launched a coordinated attack on Bikini Bottom to punish them for their crimes of laughing at death. They swam like never before and began eating the entire city! Blood filled the streets and water around the city, and then came the sharks.

Shark Leviathan crashed onto the city and began eating everything he saw. Bones, spleens, livers, and so others were devoured by the ruthless shark who ate 2 000 000 fish and gained 15 000 pounds because of it. Not even Neptune could save the fish, so he cried and cried. The sea level rose by 30 feet because of Neptune's tears, flooding several major cities and killing untold millions of actual people. It was the worst natural disaster in the history of the world, and the last thought of the Japanese prime minister before he died in a tidal wave was: "HERE COMES THE PAIN!"