"Hey Phil," Dan called to Phil across the flat.
Phil smirked to himself. He knew tonight was going to be fun.
Phil walked over to Dan's bedroom after replying "Yeah?". He was slightly stunted by Dan's closed door. "Can I come in?" Phil asked. Phil heard suspicious shuffling for a couple seconds, sounding like cardboard across carpet, and then Dan's door was opened. Dan ushered him over to his bed. Phil followed obediently.
It always made Phil laugh, the first few minutes. Dan's awkwardness and not quite certainty on how to begin. Of course, they weren't technically in a relationship, so it made Dan that bit even more awkward.
"Er, um," he began, rolling his tongue around his mouth, like he was trying to conjure up some words. "I really enjoyed the last... time... Erm, did you?"
"Of course," Phil replied, trying to hide his giggle.
"Um, well, then, did you enjoy it... enough, to, like, want to... again?" Dan said, stumbling.
Phil opened his mouth to reply, and then noticed Dan's growing boner in his jeans. From this sight, Phil could feel himself getting turned on.
"Is that consent enough?" Phil laughed slightly, drawing Dan's eyes to Phil's erection.
Dan smiled, not the previous nervous smile, but the dominance smile which turned Phil on like nothing else.
-*interlude where gay smut should be but I'm too awkward to write*
They fell onto the bed, lying next to eachother, catching their breath back.
"Dan, you do know you are gay, right?" Phil asked, slightly breaking the moment but still, a question which needed to be asked.
Dan opened his mouth and stopped, embarrassed. He sat up, suddenly feeling self conscious and pulling the duvet over him. "I... Well... I thought this... Was just... You know, like a friendy thing."
"Well, I have no objections to weekly sex with my best friend, but I just wanted to make sure you were comfortable with it."
"Weekly? This isn't weekly!" Dan exclaimed.
Phil laughed. "It is, think about it. Last week, and the week before, you know, with the purple vibrator, and the week before that, the cock ring, and the week before - "
"I get it," Dan said, chuckling nervously. "I guess... I just never thought of it like that. I thought of it, kind of like... no homo...?"
"Aw Dan," Phil said, looking over at him and smiling.
There was a silence for a couple of minutes while Dan thought about it. "Fuck," Dan said suddenly, breaking the silence.
"What?"
"I am gay."
"Good for you."
"And I'm in love with you."
Phil paused. Smiled. And leant over and kissed Dan on the lips. "I was wondering how long that realization would take you."
"Do you love me too?"
"Of course. I loved you from the moment my eyes saw your username. I loved you when we first met. I loved you when we got together that first time we met. I loved you when we broke up. I loved you when we were 'just friends'. Always."
Dan beamed, unable to repress his happiness.
"And when you got all those men prostitutes."
Dan's smile dropped. "What? How - "
Phil laughed, and kissed Dan's rosy and embarrassed cheeks. "Always."
Dan playfully punched Phil's arms, but caught Phil's lips and turned it into a proper kiss. "Always."
"Don't go full Fault In Our Stars on me now, Dan."
"Okay."
"Okay."
