Me- Hello and welcome to my first Pandora Hearts fanfic!
Alice- ...Whaddya want with us?
Me- *sweat drops* Well then!
Oz- Is it for a story?
Me- Yup~! Since I'm so addicted to the series, I decided to write up a story inspired by my laptop wallpaper!
Oz- *falls down anime style* Your laptop...wallpaper?
Me- *nods* Yes.
Oz- Okie dokey...
Alice- Well, Eyes for Vova only does not own Pandora Hearts. All rights go to Jun Mochizuki.
Me- And enjoy!
Normal POV
"Daddy...I had a bad dream..." a six year old girl muttered as she was tucked into bed.
Her dad smiled at her.
"A bad dream? What was it about?" her dad asked.
"I dreamt that I fell down a rabbit hole and landed in another world. There was a blue caterpillar, a cheshire cat, a guy with a ton of makeup and an evil queen." the girl told him.
"Whoa. That must've been a nightmare." he said to her.
"Daddy?" the girl asked.
"Yes, sweetheart?" he answered.
"Do you think that my dream is very unusual?" the girl asked.
Her dad sighed.
"Not really. Actually, I had a dream similar to yours." he told her.
The girl hugged her teddy bear closer to her.
"Really?" she asked.
He nodded.
"Yes. If you want to be able to go to sleep, I suggest that you begin to say six things that you can think of before breakfast. It works every time." he advised.
The girl smiled.
"Thanks, Daddy..." she muttered before closing her eyes and going to sleep.
He looked at her before walking towards the door and opening it.
Before he could close the door right behind him, he heard her mutter something about a rabbit with a stopwatch saying that he was late continuously.
He smiled before closing the door behind him and walking away from her bedroom.
"Alice, close your legs. Your underwear is showing." Twenty seven year old Shannon warned as the limo carried them to a big hotel in the city.
The nineteen year old girl named Alice snorted before crossing her legs and staring outside.
"You're not the boss of me, Shannon." she muttered as she took out a mint and popped it into her mouth.
Shannon sighed.
"Is that anyway to speak to your older cousin? I took you in when your dad died twelve years ago." Shannon reminded.
Alice scoffed.
"Does it look like I care?" she asked, curling a strand of hair around her index finger.
Alice was wearing a black halter dress that had silver sequins at the bottom. The dress reached her knees and she wore black Mary Janes with neon pink and neon yellow striped socks.
Shannon gasped once she saw the bright socks that Alice was wearing.
"Alice, take those obnoxious socks off!" she hissed.
Shannon was wearing an ivory colored evening gown with silver peep toe flats and she wore ivory colored gloves that had diamond bangles on the wrist.
Alice shook her head.
"No." she stated.
Shannon sighed, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Stop being so stubborn like some idiotic tomboy on the streets and take off those socks." Shannon demanded.
Alice groaned.
"Like I said, you're not the boss of me..." she muttered under her breath as she took off her Mary Janes and slid off her socks. She then put back on her Mary Janes.
"Listen to me, Alice. You are going to see Xerxes today and he has something to tell you. So, you need to dress up like a young lady." Shannon told her.
The limo arrived at the hotel and it parked right in front of the entrance.
"Who cares about Xerxes? It's not like as if he's gonna propose to me cause I have no interest in marrying clowny bastards." Alice spat out before hopping out of the limo and walking off into the hotel by herself.
Shannon sighed as she got out of the limo and closed the door.
"She's quite a handful..." she muttered to herself before follwoing Alice into the hotel.
Alice's POV
Who does Shannon think she is? She's not the boss of me and if I had to choose between marrying that jerk of a clown Xerxes, having Shannon take care of me, and jumping into a rabbit hole, I would choose to jump into a rabbit hole...I thought to myself as I walked around, looking for Ada, one of my best friends.
I spotted Ada with Gil by the ice sculpture.
Ada was wearing a light blue evening gown with white strap heels and light blue gloves. Her hair was in a curly bun with a few strands of hair in her face.
Gil was wearing a tuxedo with a red rose pinned to the jacket.
"Hi, Alice!" Ada waved.
I waved back.
"Hiya." I greeted as I swiped a cup of champagne from a butler's tray and took a sip.
Gil looked at me and then at my glass of champagne that I took from the tray.
"Are you going to finish that?" he asked, noticing that I rested the glass onto the table.
I looked at Gil once before swiping the glass away before he could grab it.
"You're only seventeen, Gil! You cannot drink this until you are twenty-one!" I hissed.
Gil pouted.
"But you're nineteen! Doesn't that mean you aren't supposed to drink that, either?" Gil asked.
I jolted, alomst dropping the glass.
"Oh...I forgot..." I trailed off before pouring the champagne into a bowl filled with sparkling water and dropped the glass onto the ground, making it shatter.
Gil sighed before snatching three quiches from a nearby tray and handing one to me and Ada.
"So, did you know that Xerxes has to talk to you, Alice?" Ada asked.
I nodded.
"I heard about it from my cousin." I told her.
"You mean Shannon." Gil corrected, stuffing the quiche into her mouth.
I whacked Gil in the back, making him spit out the chewed up quiche.
It landed on Ada's shoulder, which made a vein pop in her head and knee Gil in the crotch.
Gil hissed in pain before sinking down onto the ground.
Ada took off her high heel and whacked him on the head with it.
"Does my shoulder look like a napkin?" she hissed before putting on her high heel and walking off toawrds the courtyard.
Gil got up and ran after Ada while screaming, "I'm so sorry, darling!"
I sighed as I poured some sparkling water into a glass and began to drink it.
I then realized that I had poured the champagne into the water.
"Hey, Alice!" Xerxes greeted.
I spat the water in his face, since he looked so damn ugly and that the water tasted bad with champagne mixed into it(Kids, don't try this at home).
Xerxes laughed before taking out a hankerchief and wiping his face.
"You don't like the water?" he asked.
I glared at him.
"Why the hell are you here?" I asked, pulling him towards me by the collar.
He laughed even harder.
"This is my hotel, Alice. I have every right in this world to be here." he stated.
I let go of his collar.
"So, I have been hearing from some people that you wanted to talk to me?" I asked him.
He nodded.
"Why don't you follow me?" he asked before grabbing a hold of my wrist and pulling me towards the courtyard.
He led me to a gazebo and he took out a velvet box.
Meanwhile, Gil and Ada were staring at us from behind a rose bush while arguing about the quiche that he spat out.
"Alice, I have admired you for too long. Your beauty is nothing like what I have ever seen and I love the way you dress. Mix matching clothes is my specialty. So, I would like to ask you one question. Will you marry me, Alice?" he proposed.
I stared at him with a disgusted look on my face.
I looked around frantically, hoping to find some kind of way to get me out of this mess.
I then spotted a rabbit wearing a waistcoat and was holding a stopwatch while muttering, "I'm late" under his breath.
I gasped.
"What's wrong, Alice?" Xerxes asked.
"I shall be back." I told him before running after the rabbit.
I ran into the labyrinth that was in this courtyard and continued to chase after the rabbit.
As I turned the corner, I bumped into someone. A guy, to be exact.
"Ohmigod, I'm so sorry!" I exclaimed before running past him.
For a second, I thought I had saw a messy mop of blonde hair.
I shook that thought out of my head before reaching the center of the labyrinth.
You should not be thinking of blonde hair right now...You have to find that rabbit. Wait, was it just me or did he smell like roses? Ah stop it, Alice! my mind screamed in frustration.
The rabbit hopped into a rabbit hole right by the tree that was in the center.
I walked over to the hole and looked inside.
"Hello?" I called out.
What I didn't know was that the ground beneath me was unstable.
Then, I felt the ground gave way underneath me and I fell down a dark and neverending hole.
The only thing I could do was scream. And that's exactly what I did.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Me- And there you have it, folks! The very first chapter!
Oz- Who was that blonde haired dude that Alice bumped into?
Me- You'll see...
Alice- Ugh, why was Mr. Clowny Bastard there?
Xerxes- What? Do you hate me that much?
Alice- Yes. actually, I despise you.
Me- *sweta drops* Calm down...
Ada- R&R please! If you do, you get a virtual heart! =)
Xerxes- And I bid you all aideu...
