Dear readers, I hope you like Gustave In Clarinetland. It is a Parody of the SpongeBob Squarepants episode, Squidward in Clarinetland.

Characters Represent

Gustave as Squidward

Kion as SpongeBob

Christine as Mr. Krabs

Bunga as Patrick

And the Keeper of the Horned Forest as Himself

Enjoy!


Gustave: Kion?
There. 36.8-B
[gasps] a note?!

Kion:Item has been temporarily
moved during reconstruction.
Relocated to shelf 1018.2-E.

Gustave: Kion?! 1018.2-E.
Another note?!

Kion:Oops! Did I say
1018.2-E? I meant 2019.3-F! Sorry!

Gustave: Kion?!
Kion?!

[Kion laughing and running]

Gustave:Kion, Wait!
What have you done to my- [ends up in a corner, discovers

a small hole and crawls in]

Kion I do not
play games.
[Opens the curtain. Finding himself in

in forest of clarinets]

Gustave: [gasps] Where am I? What is this place?
[A clarinet jumping in front of him and escapes in Kion's mouth]

Gustave:Hey, come back! I need my clarinet! Come back! Where
are you? Ki-

[bumps into an eagle head]

Eagle: I am the keeper of the horned forest, state your business here.

Gustave:uuhh.. I'm.. trying to find my clarinet.

Eagle: Your clarinet?

Gustave: Yes my clarinet! Which I am the proud owner.
[Eagle laughs]

Eagle:A clarinet is not owned. Why don't you tell me why you're really
here?

Gustave:You calling me a liar
[Eagle grabs Gustave with his tongue]

Eagle: I don't appreciate your tone.

Gustave:I'm sorry I-I-I didn't mean to offend you.

Eagle:This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution.
You need to learn respect.

Gustave: [Eagle squeezed gustave tightly] I've learned.. [loosely]

I've learned respect...

Eagle: I don't believe you.
[Swallows Gustave and Gustave ends up in the stomach, sees

Kion]

Gustave: Stand still you idiot!
I got you now!
[grabs Kionand falls ina strange room, Kion

disappeared]

Gustave:ha ha! Wha the- Kion? Kion?!
[Kion laughs hanging down from a hole, as Kion

disappears, it vanishes. The Gustave in the two mirrors gets his clarinet

and shoves it in the mouth, playing a high pitched note Gustave can't

stand.. Chases Kion on a clarinet and falls into a hole and is sent

into a pinball machine]

Bunga: I win! I win!
[Grabs Gustave]

Bunga: Hey.. what are you doing here?

Gustave:You tell me what in the wide world of sports is this place?
And how did you get so big?

Bunga:Must be all the pressure.

Gustave: What are you talking about?

Bunga: It must be... The pressure.
[Ground shakes]

Bunga: I gotta get outta outta here!
[Bunga runs and Gustave gets sucked in the vacuum and explodes

into space where Gustave chases Kion in space]

Gustave: Almost... Gotcha!
[Crashes, locker opens and Gustave faints]

Christine: And that was how I adopted your father, Kion.

Kion: Gustave, are you okay?

Gustave: [Mutters]-Suchanightmare!


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