Random dribble is random .-.

Yeah, I read the news about this guy in the paper the other day and I was so excited! Finally! A sex sandal that my Canadian-ness could be proud of! 3

So I wrote this little dribble with Canada being as excited as I was when I heard the news. So he's pretty OOC but I just wanted him to share my excitement ^^

Written at 1 in the morning in about half an hour, lolz


"Hey America did you hear?"

America turned to see his brother practically skip over to him a large smile painted on his face. "Hear what?" He replied, curious as to what the Canadian was so excited about.

"About Adam Giambrone!" He said, bouncing on the balls of his foot in his excitement. America couldn't help but smile at his cuteness. Even if he had no idea who he was talking about. "Yeah, you see he's running for Mayor in Toronto but made a youtube video that was in bad taste and it lost him a lot of his supporters. And-and he's been having sex with a 19 year old! And he's like, 32! Desperate him already having a long time girlfriend! It's a sex sandal America! A sex sandal in Canada!"

He stopped so that he could judge his brothers reaction. After a couple moments of silence Alfred shrugged half heartily. "…So?"

Canada visibly deflated and fixed America with a rather unimpressed stare. "Maybe you wouldn't understand 'cause this kind of stuff happens to you all the time. But I for one, am excited. Hey Switzerland! Guess what!" Canada called before running away from his twin to the Swiss man, who jumped when Canada suddenly appeared in front of him.

"What is Mathieu so excited about?" France asked closely followed by England. America shrugged again. "Some kind of sex sandal or something, I dunno."

"Oh yes." England said watching his former colony explain the events to Switzerland with exaggerated hand motions. "I believe Northern Ireland had one a few weeks ago…"

"If he wanted a sex sandal." France said, rose panels suddenly appearing around him. "Then he should have just come to m-"

"NO." Both America and England deadpanned. They were not letting their precious innocent Matty be molested by that pervert.

"Ah! France, England!" Canada said bouncing over to them. "Have you heard, have you heard?"

England and France looked from the rather excited Canadian to each other before they both sighed.

"Oh no lad we havn't."

"Please tell us."

And so Canada told them about his own sex sandal. Extremely proud to finally have a new one of his own.


If you wanna know about Adam Giambrone just copy and paste the name onto Google and click the first link, it should have all the info there ^^