Episode 1: All-Stars Pt.1
Chris McLean: Welcome To Drawn Together Island All-Stars! A group of 22 All-Stars will compete for a prize of..$1,000,000! From Cartoons To Singers, anybody can be an all-star on this show! When the all-stars come..two teams will be formed, before the teams are formed..the all-stars will compete in a competition to see who the team leaders are! The leaders will decide their team name! In this dirty old portapotty, all-stars can share their most inner deepest private thoughts with you, the audience. The All-Stars will compete in competitions every day. The losing team will have to vote a member of their team off the island. This is the campfire, where the elimination Ceremony takes place. The All-Stars will be in old, nasty, dirty old cabins for 23 days. Hehe. Let the drama begin on..Drawn Together Island..ALL-STARS!
Chris McLean: Let's Welcome Our First All-Star! Please Welcome..Foxxy Love!
Foxxy Love: Happy To Be Here! Now where's those luxourious mansions you said that we're here?
Chris McLean: Oh Yeah..I lied about that. Hehe.
Foxxy Love: Slaps. Boi, You better be kidding around with me! I only came here for the luxuries! Not to stay in some dirty old cabin!
Chris McLean: Owwww, Well..Life Is Cruel Sometimes..what can I say? Hehe. Anyways, Let's Welcome our next contestant! Please Welcome...
Miley Cyrus: No Need for the introduction. I'm a famous celebrity all around the world! Everybody knows me already.
Chris McLean: Cocky Much?
Miley Cyrus: Says You. I've read you're tweets on Twitter. You're a hella cocky boy.
Foxxy Love: Hey Miley! I can tell we gonna be goooood friends.
Miley Cyrus: Cool! Nice too meet you! We are going to be great friends..but one person I won't be friends with..the host..
Foxxy Love: LMFAO
Chris McLean: Hello! I'm standing right here!
Foxxy Love: Do We Care?
Chris McLean: Grrrr. Hmph, let's welcome our third All-Star..Please Welcome..Ash!
Miley Cyrus: Who The Hell Is Ash?
Foxxy Love: Never heard of him.
Ash: Hey Everyone! It's Me, Ash!
Foxxy Love: I don't even know you..
Miley Cyrus: Neither Do I..
Ash: How can you not know me!?
Foxxy Love: ...
Miley Cyrus: ...
Ash: Ugh..I'm Ash..Ya Know..from Pokémon..?
Miley Cyrus: OH YEAH OKAY HI ASH
Foxxy Love: OH YEAHHHH WASSUP ASH HOW YOU BEEN?
Ash: sighs
Foxxy Love: I loved you in the show: Pokémon!
Ash: Thanks.
Miley Cyrus: So Lemme Guess..Pikachu's next?
Chris McLean: Correct! Please Welcome..Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu!
Miley Cyrus: Awwww Isn't he cute!
Foxxy Love: Awwwww hey furry little buddy pets.
Ash: Everyone..meet my furry little Pokémon..Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika Pika! Pikaaaaachu!
Chris McLean: Please Welcome Our Fifth All-Star..Heather..
Heather: GET ME OFF THIS FILTHY ISLAND. GRRRR. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STAY HERE CHRIS MCLEAN! YOU HEAR ME YOU CANNOT MAKE ME AHHH!
Chris McLean: Too Bad you're here for the next 23 days because..you're boat just left. Hehe.
Heather: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS MCLEAN!
Chris McLean: Sure I will. Hehe.
Foxxy Love: Dang, that girl has an attitude on her..damn.
Miley Cyrus: Damn Right, she has an attitude.
Heather: UGH. What are you looking at?
Foxxy Love: I'm looking at that horrid WEAVE you have on!
Heather: HOW DARE YOU. This is not a WEAVE. It is beautiful natural hair!
Foxxy Love: On what planet?
Miley Cyrus: Yessss you go girl! Bring it to her!
Ash: What Is Happening..?
Pikachu: Pika?
Heather: UGH.
Chris McLean: Please Welcome Our Sixth All-Star..the savage country musician..Carrie Underwood!
Carrie Underwood: Hey Everyone! My Name is Carrie Underwood! You guys can call me Carrie!
Miley Cyrus: Wassup Girl!
Foxxy Love: Wassup, how you been girl?
Pikachu: Pika??
Carrie Underwood: I haven't been up to much. Just respecting the animals and creatures of the world. Peace is the resolution to our world's chaos. Wars, Poverty etc. Remember to Recycle!
Pikachu: Pika?
Ash: ...
Miley Cyrus: ...
Foxxy Love: ...
Heather: ...
Chris McLean: ...Anyways..let's welcome our seventh all-star! Please Welcome..Belle!
Belle: Hi Everyone! I'm Belle! Nice to meet you!
Miley Cyrus: Omg you're that Disney princess in that movie Beauty and the beast!
Belle: Correct! Hello There!
Heather: EW. Get Away from me you freakazoid!
Belle: UM EXCUSE ME. I AM NO FREAKAZOID.
Heather: Ugh. Shut Up. You're reputation died ages ago. No need to argue about that.
Belle: My reputation didn't die ages ago..but you're hairline did!
Foxxy Love: OMG GIRL
Miley Cyrus: OMG SINGING PRINCESS TURNED SAVAGE PRINCESS AHHH
Heather: shook
Belle: That's what I thought. Now get outta my face girl.
Foxxy Love: Oh My God jaw drops
Miley Cyrus: jaw drops
Ash: What Is Going on..?
Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Carrie Underwood: That arguement was so toxic..Stop arguing! You are disturbing the animals!
Heather: SHUT UP. NOBODY CARES.
Miley Cyrus: Dang girl no need to be so harsh about it.
Heather: I DON'T CARE. DID I ASK FOR YOU'RE OPINION? NO.
Foxxy Love: Bish.
Miley Cyrus: Girl, so true.
Chris McLean: Okay..Let's welcome our eight and ninth all-stars..Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez!
Miley Cyrus: OMG THEIR REALTIONSHIP IS SO TOXIC! I NEED TO POST THIS ON FACEBOOK!
Justin Bieber: No Need for autographs, ladies!
Selena Gomez: Shut Up Justin! Don't flirt with them. Pay attention to me. kisses.
Justin Bieber: Uh..we're not together anymore..I broke up with you..so please..
Miley Cyrus: YES YOU TELL HER JUSTIN!
Selena Gomez: runs away sobbing
Justin Bieber: Ugh..here we go again..
Miley Cyrus: Like I said..toxic relationship..
Foxxy Love: True dat.
Justin Bieber: winks at Heather
Heather: Ew. Go To Hell.
Foxxy Love: Girl, You did not just go there! Justin Bieber is a god! Don't disrespect him like that!
Heather: I thought gods we're supposed to be gods..not a freakish alien like Justin is.
Foxxy Love: OMG SHUT UP.
Heather: Why Should I?
Ash: Damn. This is..weird..
Pikachu: tf is going on here.
Heather: gasp
Foxxy Love: gasp
Selena Gomez: gasp
Ash: gasp
Carrie Underwood: gasp
Belle: gasp
Justin Bieber: gasp
Miley Cyrus: gasp
Chris McLean: gasp
Pikachu: What?
Chris McLean: anyways...tenth all-star is Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj: Hey Wassup Bishes, Nicki Minaj in the houseeee!
Foxxy Love: OMG MY IDOL IS HERE AHHHHH THE HELL IS HAPPENING AHHHH
Nicki Minaj: chill girl, y'all are thots just saying. Except me and meh girl foxxy over here!
Foxxy Love: THICCCCCCCC
Heather: Ugh, the hell with them.
Carrie Underwood: Please don't use such vile language. Respect the words god gave us.
Chris McLean: Okay Anyways..The Rest Of the players are..Katy Perry, Jimmy Kimmel, Ellody, Marshmello, Omarosa, Donald Trump, Eminem, 50 Cent, Kanye West, Taylor Swift, Halsey, and Kim Kardashian.
Belle: Wait..but you didn't introduce them..
Chris McLean: blah blah blah who cares.
Belle: Alrighty then.
Chris McLean: Welcome All-Stars! To The Campfire Ceremony where you will vote one of you're team-mates off the island! explains rules
Jimmy Kimmel (conf): Hey Fans!
Heather (conf): ...EW!
Ellody (conf): snores
Chris McLean: Originally..I was thinking of doing a challenge for the team leaders..BUT..we're on a low budget and we have a duration for each episode. The clock is ticking people. The clock. is. ticking. So Basically to shorten it, I'm choosing the teams randomly.
Chris McLean: Okay So..Heather, Eminem, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Jimmy Kimmel, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Foxxy Love, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, and Ellody..You are officially known as..The Horrendous Hawks!
Chris McLean: As for the rest of you..Belle, 50 Cent, Taylor Swift, Halsey, Marshmello, Omarosa, Donald Trump, Pikachu, Ash, Katy Perry, and Carrie Underwood..you are officially known as..The Enormous Elephants!
Halsey: Uh..We already know Elephants are enormous.
Chris McLean: ZIP IT. I. DON'T. CARE.
Halsey: Sheesh Okay
Chris McLean: Okay, Cabin A goes to the girls and Cabin B goes to the boys.
Carrie Underwood: meditates Om. Om. Om.
Heather: Could You SHUT UP? Please? A GIRL NEEDS HER BEAUTY SLEEP ONCE IN A WHILE YA KNOW
Carrie Underwood (conf): Heather is so mean. She disrespects me and the earth. There is so much hate and war in the world, our earth is slowly falling apart!
Carrie Underwood: Hmph.
Heather: Thank You. puts beauty sleep mask back on
50 Cent: Wassup?
Kanye West: Ain't much you?
50 Cent: Eh you know me boi.
Eminem: Sup Guys. hands out cocktails
Kanye West: You Guys wanna be like..ya know..a boy's alliance?
50 Cent: k yeah cool..
Eminem: ye boi
Donald Trump: drinks I'll be in too.
Eminem (conf): Errrr...
50 Cent (conf): I'm not really sure if I want Donald Trump in the alliance because..ya know..errrr...
Kanye West (conf): Yay! Donald Trump Is in The Alliance! Yay!
Donald Trump (conf): I think the guys really like me!
Chris McLean: It is now time for the first challenge! Please come to the cliff! You're task is to jump from this 1,000,000,000 metre cliff!
