Episode 1: All-Stars Pt.1

Chris McLean: Welcome To Drawn Together Island All-Stars! A group of 22 All-Stars will compete for a prize of..$1,000,000! From Cartoons To Singers, anybody can be an all-star on this show! When the all-stars come..two teams will be formed, before the teams are formed..the all-stars will compete in a competition to see who the team leaders are! The leaders will decide their team name! In this dirty old portapotty, all-stars can share their most inner deepest private thoughts with you, the audience. The All-Stars will compete in competitions every day. The losing team will have to vote a member of their team off the island. This is the campfire, where the elimination Ceremony takes place. The All-Stars will be in old, nasty, dirty old cabins for 23 days. Hehe. Let the drama begin on..Drawn Together Island..ALL-STARS!

Chris McLean: Let's Welcome Our First All-Star! Please Welcome..Foxxy Love!

Foxxy Love: Happy To Be Here! Now where's those luxourious mansions you said that we're here?

Chris McLean: Oh Yeah..I lied about that. Hehe.

Foxxy Love: Slaps. Boi, You better be kidding around with me! I only came here for the luxuries! Not to stay in some dirty old cabin!

Chris McLean: Owwww, Well..Life Is Cruel Sometimes..what can I say? Hehe. Anyways, Let's Welcome our next contestant! Please Welcome...

Miley Cyrus: No Need for the introduction. I'm a famous celebrity all around the world! Everybody knows me already.

Chris McLean: Cocky Much?

Miley Cyrus: Says You. I've read you're tweets on Twitter. You're a hella cocky boy.

Foxxy Love: Hey Miley! I can tell we gonna be goooood friends.

Miley Cyrus: Cool! Nice too meet you! We are going to be great friends..but one person I won't be friends with..the host..

Foxxy Love: LMFAO

Chris McLean: Hello! I'm standing right here!

Foxxy Love: Do We Care?

Chris McLean: Grrrr. Hmph, let's welcome our third All-Star..Please Welcome..Ash!

Miley Cyrus: Who The Hell Is Ash?

Foxxy Love: Never heard of him.

Ash: Hey Everyone! It's Me, Ash!

Foxxy Love: I don't even know you..

Miley Cyrus: Neither Do I..

Ash: How can you not know me!?

Foxxy Love: ...

Miley Cyrus: ...

Ash: Ugh..I'm Ash..Ya Know..from Pokémon..?

Miley Cyrus: OH YEAH OKAY HI ASH

Foxxy Love: OH YEAHHHH WASSUP ASH HOW YOU BEEN?

Ash: sighs

Foxxy Love: I loved you in the show: Pokémon!

Ash: Thanks.

Miley Cyrus: So Lemme Guess..Pikachu's next?

Chris McLean: Correct! Please Welcome..Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu!

Miley Cyrus: Awwww Isn't he cute!

Foxxy Love: Awwwww hey furry little buddy pets.

Ash: Everyone..meet my furry little Pokémon..Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pika Pika! Pikaaaaachu!

Chris McLean: Please Welcome Our Fifth All-Star..Heather..

Heather: GET ME OFF THIS FILTHY ISLAND. GRRRR. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STAY HERE CHRIS MCLEAN! YOU HEAR ME YOU CANNOT MAKE ME AHHH!

Chris McLean: Too Bad you're here for the next 23 days because..you're boat just left. Hehe.

Heather: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS MCLEAN!

Chris McLean: Sure I will. Hehe.

Foxxy Love: Dang, that girl has an attitude on her..damn.

Miley Cyrus: Damn Right, she has an attitude.

Heather: UGH. What are you looking at?

Foxxy Love: I'm looking at that horrid WEAVE you have on!

Heather: HOW DARE YOU. This is not a WEAVE. It is beautiful natural hair!

Foxxy Love: On what planet?

Miley Cyrus: Yessss you go girl! Bring it to her!

Ash: What Is Happening..?

Pikachu: Pika?

Heather: UGH.

Chris McLean: Please Welcome Our Sixth All-Star..the savage country musician..Carrie Underwood!

Carrie Underwood: Hey Everyone! My Name is Carrie Underwood! You guys can call me Carrie!

Miley Cyrus: Wassup Girl!

Foxxy Love: Wassup, how you been girl?

Pikachu: Pika??

Carrie Underwood: I haven't been up to much. Just respecting the animals and creatures of the world. Peace is the resolution to our world's chaos. Wars, Poverty etc. Remember to Recycle!

Pikachu: Pika?

Ash: ...

Miley Cyrus: ...

Foxxy Love: ...

Heather: ...

Chris McLean: ...Anyways..let's welcome our seventh all-star! Please Welcome..Belle!

Belle: Hi Everyone! I'm Belle! Nice to meet you!

Miley Cyrus: Omg you're that Disney princess in that movie Beauty and the beast!

Belle: Correct! Hello There!

Heather: EW. Get Away from me you freakazoid!

Belle: UM EXCUSE ME. I AM NO FREAKAZOID.

Heather: Ugh. Shut Up. You're reputation died ages ago. No need to argue about that.

Belle: My reputation didn't die ages ago..but you're hairline did!

Foxxy Love: OMG GIRL

Miley Cyrus: OMG SINGING PRINCESS TURNED SAVAGE PRINCESS AHHH

Heather: shook

Belle: That's what I thought. Now get outta my face girl.

Foxxy Love: Oh My God jaw drops

Miley Cyrus: jaw drops

Ash: What Is Going on..?

Pikachu: Pika Pika!

Carrie Underwood: That arguement was so toxic..Stop arguing! You are disturbing the animals!

Heather: SHUT UP. NOBODY CARES.

Miley Cyrus: Dang girl no need to be so harsh about it.

Heather: I DON'T CARE. DID I ASK FOR YOU'RE OPINION? NO.

Foxxy Love: Bish.

Miley Cyrus: Girl, so true.

Chris McLean: Okay..Let's welcome our eight and ninth all-stars..Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez!

Miley Cyrus: OMG THEIR REALTIONSHIP IS SO TOXIC! I NEED TO POST THIS ON FACEBOOK!

Justin Bieber: No Need for autographs, ladies!

Selena Gomez: Shut Up Justin! Don't flirt with them. Pay attention to me. kisses.

Justin Bieber: Uh..we're not together anymore..I broke up with you..so please..

Miley Cyrus: YES YOU TELL HER JUSTIN!

Selena Gomez: runs away sobbing

Justin Bieber: Ugh..here we go again..

Miley Cyrus: Like I said..toxic relationship..

Foxxy Love: True dat.

Justin Bieber: winks at Heather

Heather: Ew. Go To Hell.

Foxxy Love: Girl, You did not just go there! Justin Bieber is a god! Don't disrespect him like that!

Heather: I thought gods we're supposed to be gods..not a freakish alien like Justin is.

Foxxy Love: OMG SHUT UP.

Heather: Why Should I?

Ash: Damn. This is..weird..

Pikachu: tf is going on here.

Heather: gasp

Foxxy Love: gasp

Selena Gomez: gasp

Ash: gasp

Carrie Underwood: gasp

Belle: gasp

Justin Bieber: gasp

Miley Cyrus: gasp

Chris McLean: gasp

Pikachu: What?

Chris McLean: anyways...tenth all-star is Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj: Hey Wassup Bishes, Nicki Minaj in the houseeee!

Foxxy Love: OMG MY IDOL IS HERE AHHHHH THE HELL IS HAPPENING AHHHH

Nicki Minaj: chill girl, y'all are thots just saying. Except me and meh girl foxxy over here!

Foxxy Love: THICCCCCCCC

Heather: Ugh, the hell with them.

Carrie Underwood: Please don't use such vile language. Respect the words god gave us.

Chris McLean: Okay Anyways..The Rest Of the players are..Katy Perry, Jimmy Kimmel, Ellody, Marshmello, Omarosa, Donald Trump, Eminem, 50 Cent, Kanye West, Taylor Swift, Halsey, and Kim Kardashian.

Belle: Wait..but you didn't introduce them..

Chris McLean: blah blah blah who cares.

Belle: Alrighty then.

Chris McLean: Welcome All-Stars! To The Campfire Ceremony where you will vote one of you're team-mates off the island! explains rules

Jimmy Kimmel (conf): Hey Fans!

Heather (conf): ...EW!

Ellody (conf): snores

Chris McLean: Originally..I was thinking of doing a challenge for the team leaders..BUT..we're on a low budget and we have a duration for each episode. The clock is ticking people. The clock. is. ticking. So Basically to shorten it, I'm choosing the teams randomly.

Chris McLean: Okay So..Heather, Eminem, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Jimmy Kimmel, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Foxxy Love, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, and Ellody..You are officially known as..The Horrendous Hawks!

Chris McLean: As for the rest of you..Belle, 50 Cent, Taylor Swift, Halsey, Marshmello, Omarosa, Donald Trump, Pikachu, Ash, Katy Perry, and Carrie Underwood..you are officially known as..The Enormous Elephants!

Halsey: Uh..We already know Elephants are enormous.

Chris McLean: ZIP IT. I. DON'T. CARE.

Halsey: Sheesh Okay

Chris McLean: Okay, Cabin A goes to the girls and Cabin B goes to the boys.

Carrie Underwood: meditates Om. Om. Om.

Heather: Could You SHUT UP? Please? A GIRL NEEDS HER BEAUTY SLEEP ONCE IN A WHILE YA KNOW

Carrie Underwood (conf): Heather is so mean. She disrespects me and the earth. There is so much hate and war in the world, our earth is slowly falling apart!

Carrie Underwood: Hmph.

Heather: Thank You. puts beauty sleep mask back on

50 Cent: Wassup?

Kanye West: Ain't much you?

50 Cent: Eh you know me boi.

Eminem: Sup Guys. hands out cocktails

Kanye West: You Guys wanna be like..ya know..a boy's alliance?

50 Cent: k yeah cool..

Eminem: ye boi

Donald Trump: drinks I'll be in too.

Eminem (conf): Errrr...

50 Cent (conf): I'm not really sure if I want Donald Trump in the alliance because..ya know..errrr...

Kanye West (conf): Yay! Donald Trump Is in The Alliance! Yay!

Donald Trump (conf): I think the guys really like me!

Chris McLean: It is now time for the first challenge! Please come to the cliff! You're task is to jump from this 1,000,000,000 metre cliff!