Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, I would be rich and now writting this on my evil laptop.

Hi! I haven't written anything in way to long. I just got this idea yesterday, I hope you like it! The real chapters will be much longer than this.


James is the biggest idiot on earth. Ever since first year he has been basically obsessed with me. Back then it seemed innocent and kind of adorable. But now, he is just plain annoying and slightly creepy.

FLASH BACK TO FIRST YEAR

The sorting just finished. I am officially a Gryffindor. Now I am at the Gryffindor table enjoying a delicious feast and talking to a few of the other first year girls. Or at least I was, until I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turn around to see a boy, I think his name is Jake Rotter or something like that. "Hi, I'm James, James Potter. What's your name?"

James, I knew it started with a J. He stuck out his hand, I shook it politely. "Lily, Lily Evans."

"Nice to meet you, Lily. Anyways, I saw you get sorted and I was just wondering, have you always been this cute? Or did you have to work on it?"

I rolled my eyes and turned back around. Did he seriously just try and use a pick up line? Petunia told me about them. She says they are just a thing guys will use to try and make you date them. But they are all really cheesy and stupid.

From the corner of my eye I saw him walk away and return to his mates. They started talking and laughing and showing off a bit. I must admit, he is sort of cute. But mummy said that I must focus on getting good grades and not get to distracted, so I did my best not to.

END FLASHBACK

Now I am in my 7th year at Hogwarts. A lot has changed since 1st year. I have learned that although I am wonderful at potions along with several other classes, I am rubbish at transfigurations. And I am no longer friends with the girls who I talked with at the start of 1st year. Now they are all spoiled brats who wear to much makeup, they wear their shirts unbuttoned, they pull their skirts to high, and they worship the ground James and his friends (or as they call themselves, the marauders) walk on. But I am still friends with one of the girls who is nothing like the others, her name is Alice. She has been my best friend after Severus turned out to be a jerk.

Almost everything has changed. The only thing that hasn't changed at all, is that James is still constantly asking me out. Sometimes he will just say, 'Go out with me Evans?' and leave it at that. But sometimes he will use pick up lines. I still find them irritating and stupid. But I have learned that instead of just turning away from him, it is much more fun to use a witty comeback.

Speaking of James, here he comes now. He walks over to where I am sitting in the library. He says in his most seductive tone, "Hey Evans, is this seat taken?"

"No James, it's free. And now, so is this one."

I grab my books and walk away to my dorm. Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm the head girl so I stay in the Heads dorm now. But, James is head boy (not sure how that happened) so he does to. We just found out about it last week, when the year started. He was overjoyed at the thought of it. But for me, not so much. I have a feeling that if James has anything to do with it, this will be a long year full of pick up lines.


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