Disclaimer: I do not own the Chipmunks or the Chipettes


A phone screen turned on and started recording a video. The camera was pointed at a chipmunk's foot until it moved up to reveal Jeanette's face. She adjusted the camera until it was straight and smiled, "Ok, we're rolling," she stepped out of the camera's field of vision to reveal a nervous Brittany and equally nervous Eleanor, who both glanced at each other with worry in their eyes as Jeanette supposedly stood behind the phone, "Dave's birthday video, take one."

Both chipettes wiped off any trace of nervousness and waved to the camera, "Happy birthday, Dave!," they said in unison.

"We know you've been working so hard lately on Ashley's album," Brittany began, "So we decided to surprise you with a small party," she explained, putting emphasis on the word 'small.'

"Hold up."

The camera moved slightly to the left and focused on a confused-looking Alvin.

"I thought you said you were throwing this party for us?," he asked, putting a paw on his chest as he finished the sentence.

Brittany cringed and glanced at Alvin, then back at the camera.

"Uh..."


"Take two," Jeanette said from behind the phone.

Brittany and Eleanor smiled at the camera as Brittany began the new message.

"To celebrate your birthday, and the Chipmunks leaving to guest-judge on American Idol," she stepped out of the way to reveal Alvin, Simon and Theodore standing behind her. They waved to the camera until Brittany came back into view, "we decided to surprise you with a small- -"

Brittany stopped when she saw they were getting a call with the caller ID Jazzy-J at the top of the screen.

"Oh, hang on! The DJ's calling!"

Eleanor's eyes widened as Brittany answered the phone, "Wait, DJ?"


Brittany rolled her eyes as the phone turned back on.

"Ok, ok, so it's a medium-sized celebration- -"

"Brittany!," Eleanor walked up to her older sister as two men carrying a large piece of wood walked by in the background, "Did you hire someone to build a half-pipe in the backyard?!"

"Of course not, the party-planner did," Brittany explained.

"You hired a party-planner?!"

"No," a woman in a pink shirt holding a clipboard walked up to them, "she didn't hire a party-planner."

"Oh, good," Eleanor sighed a breath of relief, "For a second I thought- -"

"I am an event-planner," she held up her hand as one of the men walked up from behind her, "Marco, I am done giving you instructions," she said without a glance and the man walked away.

"Oh boy," Eleanor groaned.


Brittany and Eleanor were now outside standing on a table. Brittany smiled reassuringly to the camera while Eleanor paced behind her.

"Dave, relax, it's only us, the boys, a couple of friends..."

The screen suddenly flipped so it was now facing Jeanette. Several people could be seen dancing behind her on a huge dance floor.

"Jeanette! You hit the flip button!," Brittany yelled from off-screen.

"Oops," Jeanette frowned, "Um, hi Dave," she smiled nervously.


All three Chipettes were now present on-screen as one of the guests held the phone for them.

"So the guest list might've gotten out of hand," Brittany explained.

"It MIGHT HAVE?!," Eleanor practically yelled. The backyard was now full of dozens of guests all partying and dancing.

"Dave, we had nothing to do with this," Jeanette began until the guy filming suddenly turned to the side to film a man with excessive eyeshadow and black tape across his mouth. He reached into a brown bag he had with him and took out a party-popper. He pulled the string causing confetti to pop out of it. The guy filming laughed as some of the confetti got stuck on the camera.

"Tape Face is here?," Eleanor turned to Brittany, who just shrugged helplessly.

"Yeah he is," the event-planner said, walking up to them, " 'cause I got him here," she smiled proudly and pointed at Tape Face, "The Tape Face, formerly known as 'The Guy With Tape On His Mouth.' "

Tape Face turned to her and gave her a weird look.


"Well Dave," Eleanor frowned as she stepped into view, "there's no sugarcoating it. The cops are here!"

"And they're having a blast!," Brittany said, shoving her sister out of the way. The camera turned to the right to show two cops using their clubs as limbo poles for the Chipmunks.

"Happy birthday, Dave!," both cops smiled to the camera as Alvin went under the pole.

"That's how you get down low, suckers!," he gloated.

"This party is the least we can do for you Dave," Brittany smiled as the camera turned back to them.

"Yeah," Jeanette said, walking next to her sisters, "I mean, giving up song-writing to produce? Buying a new house? We know you've done all of this for us."

The girls wrapped their arms around each other and smiled to the camera, "We love you, Dave!"


StarHeart Specials presents...

Brittany and the Chipettes

The Road Chip


The party was raving as more people started showing up and dancing to the music. Brittany had invited tons of kids from school along with a few celebrities. She and the girls had originally decided to throw the party for Dave's birthday, but when the Chipmunks announced that they had been called to judge the cross-country auditions for American Idol, Brittany told them the party they were throwing was a going-away party for them. So now it was a surprise birthday/going-away party.

"Happy birthday, Dwayne," the event-planner said to the camera before walking off. Tape Face watched her leave with a confused look and shrugged as the camera focused on him.


"I got forty cheese pizzas here for a, uh, Theodore?," a pizza delivery guy said, carrying ten pizzas in his hands. Three more delivery people behind him were carrying the other thirty.

Theodore whooped and patted a flabbergasted Simon's shoulder, "Pay the man, Si."


"Hey Jazzy!," Brittany said as she and Alvin jumped onto the DJ's desk, "You wanna rock this party with a little Party Rock?"

"Oh, you like the classics," Jazzy-J smiled, "But I got a new one for ya: Juicy Wiggle!"

Brittany and Alvin cheered as Jazzy-J turned on Juicy Wiggle.

"This is my jazzy-jam!," Alvin smiled.

The party guests cheered and started dancing as the music began.

"Ooh," Jeanette smiled as she danced with Simon, who also smiled.

Jazzy-J smiled and turned up the music as the lyrics started to play.

I walked into the party

I seen somethin' I never saw

(Juicy)

Everybody was movin', groovin'

Girls

They were dancin' on the bar

Now this wasn't no ordinary dance

Hey man, why is everybody swimmin' in a trance?

I couldn't figure it out like your grandpa's riddle

I asked 'em what they doin' and they said...

"Juicy wiggle!," Alvin and Brittany sang along as they danced together.

Now move your hips and dance like fish

Everybody started doing the Juicy Wiggle. Alvin and Brittany danced like pros, and Simon and Jeanette missed a few moves, but they eventually got the hang of it. Eleanor, still upset about Brittany inviting so many people didn't want to dance. But then she saw Theodore dancing by himself, looking pretty lonely and decided to join him, making him smile brightly.

(Aaaaa...)

Get juicy

(Aaaaa...)

Get juicy

(Aaaaa...)

Get juicy

(Aaaaa!)

Get juicy!

Two girls was shakin' it

I jumped in the middle

I asked 'em what we doin' and the said...

"Juicy wiggle!," Eleanor and Theodore cheered as they danced.

Everyone on the dance floor started dancing in-sync to the music.

Get juicy

"Oh yeah, I'm in!," Eleanor smiled and ran to the center of the dance floor.

"You show 'em, Ellie!," Theodore cheered.

Eleanor started dancing like nobody was watching, even though everybody on the dance floor was watching her awesome dance moves.

"She's so confident," Theodore smiled, blushing lightly.

Meanwhile, other guests were skating down the skateboard ramp and jumping into the pool. Simon noticed this and stopped dancing.

"That is not safe in any possible way," he frowned and began to march over but Jeanette put her arm up and stopped him.

"I'll take care of it," she said before scampering towards the ramp.


While all of this was happening, Dave's car had just pulled into the driveway. His eyes widened when he heard loud music blaring form the backyard and saw dozens of people hanging around the house.

"What the...?"


"Um, excuse me, sir?," Jeanette said as she jumped onto the skateboard of a male teen who was about to go down the ramp, "I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid the skateboard ramp is now closed."

"Hey look, Jeanette's gonna go!," someone yelled from below them.

Jeanette's eyes widened as people started chanting for her to go.

"U-Um, no, no no, I am not going," she tried to explain over the increasing chants, "I was just explaining that this is really- -HIGH!"

Jeanette was cut off when the boy took his foot off of the skateboard, causing her to go down the ramp with it and fall into the pool.

She took a large breath as she resurfaced, her fur soaked and her glasses on top of her head.

"That...was...AWESOME! I am so doing that again!," she smiled.

The crowd cheered while Simon gaped from the sidelines. He sighed and face-pawed.

"When did my girlfriend turn into Brittany?," he asked himself.

Speaking of whom, Brittany was now standing on the DJ's table by herself, smiling as she yelled over the crowd.

"When I say 'party,' you say 'Brittany!' Par-ty!"

"Britt-any!," the crowd cheered.

"Par-ty!," Brittany repeated.

"Britt-any!," the crowd repeated.

"Par-ty!"

"BRITTANYYYY!"

The music abruptly stopped as a familiar voice finally cut through the crowd. Brittany, wide-eyed, slowly looked to her left and saw an infuriated Dave standing ten feet away, holding an electric cord.

"Uh...surprise?," she smiled nervously.

Eleanor, still dancing, cheered as she struck a final pose. She gasped when she saw Dave looking at her sternly from across the yard.

"Uh-oh," Jeanette said nervously before pinching her nose and dipping back underwater.

As Dave stared at Brittany sternly, Alvin, Simon and Theodore slowly walked to the edge of the table they were standing on.

"So, uh," Alvin chuckled as Simon grabbed Theodore's arm and began dragging him away, "If anybody needs us, we'll just be aaaaaaacross the country!"

The Chipmunks jumped off the table and ran off without a trace.