Phantom of the Opera Spoof

(With some Kingdom Hearts magic tossed in)

Start Act 1 (Opera Populaire)

Carlotta: *singing loudly and out of tune* think of me, think of me fondly, when we say goodbye!

Phantom: *hiding up in balcony hitting head on railing* maybe if I hit my head hard enough it will stop singing…

Christine and Meg: *snickering* she's terrible…

Carlotta: I a cannot focus when zey are a speaking!

Phantom: *mutters* I cannot hear with all the blood pouring from my ears…

Rauol: Hello! I am the Vicomte. I am now supporting this Opera Populaire.

Christine: *gasps* its Rauol…

Meg: oh he's so handsome…

Christine: eh…he's okay…

Meg: *laughs* oh Christine…

Phantom: *jumps down and lands on Rauol*

Rauol: *scream*

Phantom: *keeps standing on him* shut up…hello ladies and gentlemen…and this thing beneath me *evil chuckle* I hope you are all enjoying—

Christine: Erik! *runs to the phantom*

Phantom: *smacks hand over her mouth and says through gritted teeth* shut it Christine my dear…

Christine: *muffled* but Erik—

Phantom: Shh…*pushes her behind him*

Rauol: *trying to look up Christine's dress*

Phantom: *steps off Rauol and purposely steps on his face*

Christine: *follows, holding the Phantom's hand*

Phantom: umm…damn I forgot what I was going to say…oh well… *throws sword and kills Carlotta* :D lol

All but Rauol: *laughing really hard*

Rauol: someone help me…*gasps*

Phantom, Meg, Christine all together: nah I'm good. Maybe later. *all three laugh* loser…

*portal opens*

Meg: WTF?

Christine:...Erik what did you do?

Phantom: what? Me? Nothing! I'm as innocent as a spring lamb…

Rauol: *stands and mutters* as innocent as a psycho, blood wallowing, murderous, jumping on people, madman lamb can be…in other words…not at all.

Phantom: *throws rock* shut it

Rauol: *knocked out*

Phantom: well we should see what it does… *tosses Rauol in* :D

Christine:…what does it do?

Phantom: *shrugs* hell if I know…

Meg: Lets go through!

Phantom: I was about to say that…*slightly annoyed*

Meg: yeah sure… *eye roll*

Phantom: *glares, really annoyed* I was!

Christine: *shoves both through before fight can ensue*

End Act 1

Start Act 2 (Wonderland)

*all three fall out of portal and land on Rauol*

Phantom: ow…

Christine: ouch… *rubbing head*

Meg: damnit Rauol…

Rauol: *still knocked out*

Phantom: *stands and walks to a large hedge* huh…weird place…

Christine: *follows and takes Phantom's hand* Erik…

Phantom: yes Christine?

Christine: um…

Rauol: *wakes up* huh? Where am I?

Phantom: rise and shine sleeping nuisance!

Rauol: where am I you psycho with a mask?

Phantom: of the side of my face that you can see does it look like I know?

Rauol: well…no but I was just wondering! I'm scared!

Phantom: Pansy…

Rauol: I am NOT a pansy! You jerk! *bursts into tears*

Phantom: Meg I fear you and I are the only sensible ones…

Meg: What about Christine?

*both look at Christine, who is comforting Rauol, humming mindlessly and picking flowers*

To be continued in chapter two! :D