Phantom of the Opera Spoof
(With some Kingdom Hearts magic tossed in)
Start Act 1 (Opera Populaire)
Carlotta: *singing loudly and out of tune* think of me, think of me fondly, when we say goodbye!
Phantom: *hiding up in balcony hitting head on railing* maybe if I hit my head hard enough it will stop singing…
Christine and Meg: *snickering* she's terrible…
Carlotta: I a cannot focus when zey are a speaking!
Phantom: *mutters* I cannot hear with all the blood pouring from my ears…
Rauol: Hello! I am the Vicomte. I am now supporting this Opera Populaire.
Christine: *gasps* its Rauol…
Meg: oh he's so handsome…
Christine: eh…he's okay…
Meg: *laughs* oh Christine…
Phantom: *jumps down and lands on Rauol*
Rauol: *scream*
Phantom: *keeps standing on him* shut up…hello ladies and gentlemen…and this thing beneath me *evil chuckle* I hope you are all enjoying—
Christine: Erik! *runs to the phantom*
Phantom: *smacks hand over her mouth and says through gritted teeth* shut it Christine my dear…
Christine: *muffled* but Erik—
Phantom: Shh…*pushes her behind him*
Rauol: *trying to look up Christine's dress*
Phantom: *steps off Rauol and purposely steps on his face*
Christine: *follows, holding the Phantom's hand*
Phantom: umm…damn I forgot what I was going to say…oh well… *throws sword and kills Carlotta* :D lol
All but Rauol: *laughing really hard*
Rauol: someone help me…*gasps*
Phantom, Meg, Christine all together: nah I'm good. Maybe later. *all three laugh* loser…
*portal opens*
Meg: WTF?
Christine:...Erik what did you do?
Phantom: what? Me? Nothing! I'm as innocent as a spring lamb…
Rauol: *stands and mutters* as innocent as a psycho, blood wallowing, murderous, jumping on people, madman lamb can be…in other words…not at all.
Phantom: *throws rock* shut it
Rauol: *knocked out*
Phantom: well we should see what it does… *tosses Rauol in* :D
Christine:…what does it do?
Phantom: *shrugs* hell if I know…
Meg: Lets go through!
Phantom: I was about to say that…*slightly annoyed*
Meg: yeah sure… *eye roll*
Phantom: *glares, really annoyed* I was!
Christine: *shoves both through before fight can ensue*
End Act 1
Start Act 2 (Wonderland)
*all three fall out of portal and land on Rauol*
Phantom: ow…
Christine: ouch… *rubbing head*
Meg: damnit Rauol…
Rauol: *still knocked out*
Phantom: *stands and walks to a large hedge* huh…weird place…
Christine: *follows and takes Phantom's hand* Erik…
Phantom: yes Christine?
Christine: um…
Rauol: *wakes up* huh? Where am I?
Phantom: rise and shine sleeping nuisance!
Rauol: where am I you psycho with a mask?
Phantom: of the side of my face that you can see does it look like I know?
Rauol: well…no but I was just wondering! I'm scared!
Phantom: Pansy…
Rauol: I am NOT a pansy! You jerk! *bursts into tears*
Phantom: Meg I fear you and I are the only sensible ones…
Meg: What about Christine?
*both look at Christine, who is comforting Rauol, humming mindlessly and picking flowers*
To be continued in chapter two! :D
